Karma Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I love quotes and was wondering if anyone has some inspirational, funny or just interesting quotes to share! Here's one to start: When nothing goes right, go left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lactic Folly Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 If at first you don't succeed... skydiving's not for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Caution, Blind Man Driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehumanmacbook Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixon Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. Haha, this quote just reminded me of something our endo teacher told us about the different histological layers of the adrenal gland and their hormone's function: ''Salt, sugar, sex: the deeper it is, the sweeter it is!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixon Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 ''Love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world'' Amen. Simple, yet so meaningful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 semper ubi sub ubi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Out To Lunch: If Not Back By Five, Out For Dinner Also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigars53 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Read on one of my fb friends status: ""When there's no more, there's more"... except for summer vacations" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Politicians and diapers both need to be changed - and for the same reason. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karma Posted August 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Thanks for the quotes Some are really inspirational and others are sooo funny! Here's another one: Everyone one thinks about changing the world, but no one thinks about changing himself (Leo Tolstoy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minion Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 For grammar nerds: "An apostrophe is the difference between a business that knows its **** and a business that knows it's ****." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<abstract> Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 For grammar nerds: "An apostrophe is the difference between a business that knows its **** and a business that knows it's ****." That is too funny! here is one: "When you are half way through shiit:eek: , you may as well keep on going. Either way you turn, you will walk out messy:rolleyes: ." Cheers, ABS:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_whiz Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 "I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying." - Michael Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAstudent Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 "My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference." Harry S. Truman "If I am not for myself, who will be for me? And when I am for myself, what am 'I'? And if not now, when? Rabbi Hillel "That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole Torah; the rest is the explanation; go and learn." Rabbi Hillel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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