Question About Uofc

[iweepfortheyweep]

Being an ardent enthusiast in the medical sciences and an aspiring physician, I have already involved myself in providing healthcare to my peers and community. I tried to start from scratch and build my knowledge up from the basics. As such, I'm currently treating humoral imbalances incurred by toxic miasma through the use of leeches.

 

That being said, does UofC have a good supply of leeches or should I bring my own? I know it's a silly question since it's one of the top schools in the country but I just want to be safe.

[End Poverty]

There is no shortage of Leeches at U of C  No need to bring your own .  If you do bring your own, it may lead to a population overgrowth.

 

Leech population control is often times difficult, especially because of antimicrobial resistance. 

 

Once you are accepted, contact me and I will give you a supply of  leeches.

 

Best of Luck

[LostLamb]

I thought we evolved beyond leeches after the last accreditation to psychic healing? I could be completely wrong, however, since proficiency in the psychic arts wasn't a core undergraduate objective during my time there.

[HiHopes]

Well, my home practise involves prescribing dosages of sulphuric acid to my very sick clients. Most still die, but only because of their conditions. I'm certain that the few that survived only did so because of the medicine.

[NoICant56]

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[iweepfortheyweep]

Well, my home practise involves prescribing dosages of sulphuric acid to my very sick clients. Most still die, but only because of their conditions. I'm certain that the few that survived only did so because of the medicine.

You have to make sure that the patients who survive keep taking their dose of sulfuric acid, otherwise we might end up with pathogens resistant to acid.

[iweepfortheyweep]

I thought we evolved beyond leeches after the last accreditation to psychic healing? I could be completely wrong, however, since proficiency in the psychic arts wasn't a core undergraduate objective during my time there.

I have a self-conferred degree in psychic healing. The problem with psychic healing is if too many people send healing vibes to the patient, the patient could overdose. I had to switch to leeches in my backyard clinic because of my patients overdosing on good energies.