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Top 10 Reasons to Date a Pre-Med (Dirty)


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We are well trained to listen

We know how to palpate... everything!

The stethoscope

We are masters of anatomy, (where everything goes, and how deep)

We stay up ALL NIGHT LONG

We're always open to experimentation as long as you have good proposal

Bend over and I'll put on my gloves... the safe word is "mid-terms"

We work hard under pressure and don't stop till the job is done

We'll do it just for the reference letter alone

We take it seriously when you want to play Doctor and Nurse

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Had 170+ views and no comments... I thought I might have been offending, so I tried to delete the entire thread. Can't do that in vbulletin. xxP :(

 

if it was offending someone they would have flagged it, or sent you a pm, or commented on how offensive it was and how they were very offended.

 

i say- post it again so that you can get more than 170 views... but that's just me.

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i searched the internet and this sounds dirty enough, does it match?

 

Top ten reasons to date a pre-med student:

 

1. They know their anatomy.

2. They listen to your problems.

3. They always come when you call.

4. They have good chemistry.

5. They aren’t afraid of commitment.

6. One pot of coffee and they’ll be up all night.

7. They have good genes.

8. They understand your intermolecular forces.

9. They know the best way to your heart is through your vena cava.

10. You can trust them, one day they’ll be a doctor.

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i searched the internet and this sounds dirty enough, does it match?

 

Top ten reasons to date a pre-med student:

 

1. They know their anatomy.

2. They listen to your problems.

3. They always come when you call.

4. They have good chemistry.

5. They aren’t afraid of commitment.

6. One pot of coffee and they’ll be up all night.

7. They have good genes.

8. They understand your intermolecular forces.

9. They know the best way to your heart is through your vena cava.

10. You can trust them, one day they’ll be a doctor.

 

nah his were diff

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Well, looks like the holdout method works. :P Sorry, I don't stop by enough to sense the despair in the lounge. :D

 

We are well trained to listen

We know how to palpate... everything!

The stethoscope

We are masters of anatomy, (where everything goes, and how deep)

We stay up ALL NIGHT LONG

We're always open to experimentation as long as you have good proposal

Bend over and I'll put on my gloves... the safe word is "mid-terms"

We work hard under pressure and don't stop till the job is done

We'll do it just for the reference letter alone

We take it seriously when you want to play Doctor and Nurse

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