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National High Five Day Tomorrow

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Remember that Seinfeld where Putty keeps giving everyone high fives?


JERRY: Hey, Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?


ELAINE: The squinting?




ELAINE: The staring?


JERRY: No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five.


ELAINE: I thought all guys do that.


JERRY: Slapping hands is the lowest form of male primate ritual. In fact, even some of them have moved on - they're doing sign language now.


ELAINE: It's that bad?


JERRY: What do you think the Nazis were doing? That was the heil-five.


ELAINE: Isn't that from your act, like, ten years ago?


JERRY: It was a good bit in the 80s, and it's still relatable today.


And yes, I had to look that up on the internet. Mondays are boring like that.

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