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The kind I don't have to pay back.

 

Having been accepted into med school (congrats!), apply with MOTP, get in and it's a done deal, together with pension benefits. It's family medicine ultimately for 4 years, your tuition is covered, you paid a salary as student and you receive grater pay as practitioner on a base in Canada, no overheads, ability to moonlight too if you wish, all kinds of benefits..and it is a potential good lifestlye, allowing you to retire rerelatively soon after about 20 years, at a great pension. There is an answer to your every wish provided you are prepared to do what you have to do in return.

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Having been accepted into med school (congrats!), apply with MOTP, get in and it's a done deal, together with pension benefits. It's family medicine ultimately for 4 years, your tuition is covered, you paid a salary as student and you receive grater pay as practitioner on a base in Canada, no overheads, ability to moonlight too if you wish, all kinds of benefits..and it is a potential good lifestlye, allowing you to retire rerelatively soon after about 20 years, at a great pension. There is an answer to your every wish provided you are prepared to do what you have to do in return.

 

Hmm. Yes I know the MOTP offer. I know it well. I fear the compulsory service and the military lifestyle. Not so much for me, but for my wife and child.....

I just want to find a sweet scholarship that rewards me with $200,000 as soon as I apply for it. And comes with a fruit basket.

Is that so much to ask?

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I just want to find a sweet scholarship that rewards me with $200,000 as soon as I apply for it. And comes with a fruit basket.

Is that so much to ask?

 

Just buy lots of lotto tickets then cross your fingers and toes.

 

Although that wont come with a fruit basket, so you may be SOL.

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Hmm. Yes I know the MOTP offer. I know it well. I fear the compulsory service and the military lifestyle. Not so much for me, but for my wife and child.....

I just want to find a sweet scholarship that rewards me with $200,000 as soon as I apply for it. And comes with a fruit basket.

Is that so much to ask?

 

You cannot expect to have your cake and eat it. It is only 4 years of compulsory service, almost all on a base in Canada doing family medicine, what's so bad? It's not signing up for Afhganistan. On a risk vs reward basis or a cost vs benefit deal, it's a very sweet deal, giving you everything you want and all you give is 4 more years in ideal family practice circumstances.

 

Otherwise, you are derreaming in technicolour on this thread. Be careful what you wish for.:)

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You cannot expect to have your cake and eat it. It is only 4 years of compulsory service, almost all on a base in Canada doing family medicine, what's so bad? It's not signing up for Afhganistan. On a risk vs reward basis or a cost vs benefit deal, it's a very sweet deal, giving you everything you want and all you give is 4 more years in ideal family practice circumstances.

 

Otherwise, you are derreaming in technicolour on this thread. Be careful what you wish for.:)

 

my idea = better.

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Another legitimate suggestion.:P

 

hey those going already won one lottery, gives you hope you could win another :)

 

OSAP will give you some money you don't have to pay back (about 1/2 of it). Thats better than some other plans :) Don't even have to pay the interest on it in residency now if you are in Ontario (I have heard this, still trying to confirm it).

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I'm just waiting for my criminal record check to clear, then I'll be robbing a bank. I have no previous charges and a really good lawyer, so I figure I should be out of jail with my stash recovered before school starts even if I do get busted. Or maybe I'll just rob octomom instead. I don't think anyone would mind. ;)

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I'm just waiting for my criminal record check to clear, then I'll be robbing a bank. I have no previous charges and a really good lawyer, so I figure I should be out of jail with my stash recovered before school starts even if I do get busted. Or maybe I'll just rob octomom instead. I don't think anyone would mind. ;)

 

Pointless, they've already been robbed by the people who own them...:) . Sell AAA Bonds in yourself as NinjaMedCorp ("Pharma to the Stars") and then threaten default a la GM. The Govt will throw stimulated money at you. Split the profits with NewDad and everyone will be happy. Just keep it below $1Bn and no-one else will notice.:cool:

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