cnb88 Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Chuck Norris is such a good med school applicant his MCAT score was 45000000ZZZZZZZZZ. c/o Cnussey: Chuck Norris does not apply to med school. Med schools apply to Chuck Norris. Continue:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cnussey Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Chuck Norris did not write the MCAT, the MCAT was written based on Chuck Norris' elementary school homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Chuck Norris does not need to publish in Nature. Because Nature was made by Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Chuck Norris is the son of Ian Wong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arekieh Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Chuck norris is a f*cking tool arekieh > Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cnussey Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Chuck norris is a f*cking tool arekieh > Chuck Norris You are dead to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Why are you guys picking on him? As far as I can see, he hasn't made a single post yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cnussey Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Why are you guys picking on him? As far as I can see, he hasn't made a single post yet. We're not picking on the pm101er...he just sparked a thread on the interest in the actual Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted March 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Why are you guys picking on him? As far as I can see, he hasn't made a single post yet. We're not picking on him. He just made me think of why Chuck Norris would be a good applicant (a la the "Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, he makes them", "Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves", etc fact thingers) EDIT: Apparently Cnussey beat me to an explaination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Ah I see. Since I've never heard of a Chuck Norris, forgive moi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrogirl Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and it made him blink. And for Leon: http://www.chucknorris.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted March 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Ah I see. Since I've never heard of a Chuck Norris, forgive moi. You've. Never. Heard. Of. Chuck. Norris? EDIT: Leon, check out: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biomed1010 Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Chuck Norris got accepted to 13 schools, even though he applied to only 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cnussey Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Jesus Christ can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. In relation to med school: He rules. 'Tis all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 A good one Cnussey, difficult to top that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cnussey Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 A good one Cnussey, difficult to top that! They're all over my calender....it's a Chuck Norris Facts calender....a splendid birthday gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avenir001 Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Ah I see. Since I've never heard of a Chuck Norris, forgive moi. You've. Never. Heard. Of. Chuck. Norris? EDIT: Leon, check out: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ the first i heard of chuck norris was also on p101 several yrs ago. of course i'd seen him on tv before but couldn't be bothered to know his name cuz i'm not that into red facial hair n all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epyfathom Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 haha these were better http://www.premed101.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32242 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 They're all over my calender....it's a Chuck Norris Facts calender....a splendid birthday gift. Truth is stranger than fiction! Who would have imagined such a calendar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cnussey Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Truth is stranger than fiction! Who would have imagined such a calendar? Chuck Norris would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Very true. And, no doubt, he is earning royalties off this calendar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2011hope Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Chuck Norris would. Chuck Norris doesn't imagine calendars, calendars imagine Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seann Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trymeover Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Chuck Norris is the reason sfinch feels his stats are inadequate for medschool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seann Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't want to be a doctor, doctors want to be Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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