Kyleh Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Hi everyone. This is an email that my organic chemistry prof received from a student. I thought it was good for some laughs! Hey All You Sexy Science Students (Guys of course) From the moment I first saw you drinking those hydroxyl groups, my inner aldehyde had me screaming to form an acetal bond with you. Come and protonate me baby. I want to tap that "hemiassital" all night. I'm not a Leaving group, I'm a Nucleophile and I'm not leaving under ANY conditions. You're the sick perversion that lets me do retrograde inversions. If you were a free radical, I'd pick you up. Together, we could form a recessive mutation. The Van der Waals between us overcame all hydrophobic repulsions. If you were cancer, you could infect me and we could proliferate ALL the time. Since we met, I'm a cell stuck in the G-0 phase and you, you are my p53. You and me, we're like actin and myosin, like dynein and kinesin, we work together to shake it up and down just like a flagella. Together we're like cilia on a power stroke. IT'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW!! We complement each other so well. Will you be the RNA Polymerase to my binding domain? If it were up to me, I'd be your ribosome and clone your mRNA over and over so my proliferating mechanisms could be in overdrive. I absorb you like a chromophore. The conjugated double bonds in my body are made for YOUR wavelength. Come on baby, show me the backside attack! So, forget about all those silly protonation and deprotonation reactions. We're going to form a covalent bond that not even harsh acids and boiling the heck out of us will destroy. I'll wait for you at the Nucleus. This Friday at 2 bring your Organic Chemistry Book. (Name removed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orange123 Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Hahahah. 10 char. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Oh gawd, that was brilliant. Worse, I think everything actually makes SENSE!! What a kinky prof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karma Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 LOL! So funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richuurd Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Someone give this prof a medal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrnursing Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biomed1010 Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 This is gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlow Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 I can't stop laughing, it's sadly nerdy in such a perverted way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renin Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Is it sad I don't remember what 80% of those things are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyleh Posted April 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Is it sad I don't remember what 80% of those things are? Not at all . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Is it sad I don't remember what 80% of those things are? Is it sad that I don't recall 50% of those things.....with the exam 3 days away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 That was strange and hilarious at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace of Spades Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 What a kinky prof. Someone give this prof a medal. This is an email that my organic chemistry prof received from a student. I believe the student sent the email to the professor. Everyone knows professors aren't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Is this Felix by any chance? Lol. What a joker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shouldieventry Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 He should get an A. ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyleh Posted April 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Is this Felix by any chance? Lol. What a joker. It was! He's such an awesome prof! It wouldn't surprise me if he secretly wrote this, pretending to be a student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infomeddude Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Is "From the moment I first saw you drinking those hydroxyl groups, my inner aldehyde had me screaming to form an acetal bond with you" a good pick up line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 I believe the student sent the email to the professor. Everyone knows professors aren't funny. I think the original post was modified. I'm positive it said the prof sent it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyleh Posted April 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 I changed to first line to clarify that it was sent to my prof. I never said that my prof wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Is "From the moment I first saw you drinking those hydroxyl groups, my inner aldehyde had me screaming to form an acetal bond with you" a good pick up line?For sure. 10char Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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