herosahab Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 First year med students were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orchid Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 First year med students were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention." Priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiel Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Indeed quite disturbing... but funny at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuantum Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Heard it before...still funny nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 omg hahaha that is hillarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbuffblackboy Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Heh, that joke was decent, still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degoo_ Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 The other pre-med variation I heard involved urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soccer Guy Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Hahah, I love the joke ... but it is a little gross tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Haha yeah really gross, but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WabbaJ Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 i woulda died laughing at the professor if i actually witnessed him supposedly tasting his sh*tty finger. damn, thats great. thanks for that herosahab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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