A joke for all of you with PMS (pre med syndrome)

[herosahab]

First year med students were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

 

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

 

As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

 

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."

[Orchid]

First year med students were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

 

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

 

As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

 

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."

 

 

Priceless...

[Kiel]

Indeed quite disturbing... but funny at the same time!

[Kuantum]

Heard it before...still funny nonetheless.

[The Law]

omg hahaha that is hillarious

[bigbuffblackboy]

Heh, that joke was decent, still.

[degoo_]

The other pre-med variation I heard involved urine.

[The Soccer Guy]

Hahah, I love the joke ... but it is a little gross tho

[The Law]

Haha yeah really gross, but funny.

[WabbaJ]

i woulda died laughing at the professor if i actually witnessed him supposedly tasting his sh*tty finger.

 

damn, thats great. thanks for that herosahab.