pedobear Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Hai guise I am a (alcoholic/minority/lazy) (mother/unemployed/overeducated) person wanting to be doctor. I spent tens of thousands of dollars of public money to get my professional degree in (nursing/physiotherapy/dental hygienist/plumber) and I just realized that I want to show my appreciation by (not working/spending more public money). I know I haven't been paying attention to my (grades/life/work/husband/wife/dog) and I haven't done any extracurriculars. I was hoping that medical schools would overlook my poor grades, lack of motivation, no personality, bad MCAT and admit me because of (political correctness/pity). I was prom queen in 1988 do you think that will help make up for my shortcomings? I also open doors for old people once in a while. I wanted to apply to (McMaster/Toronto/UBC) and was wondering if they would take exactly 3 best credits from my first semester, 6 credits from my third semester, 4.5 credits from my CO-OP, 3 credits from my summer courses, 6 credits from my continuing education and drop all of the other requirements so that I can get the GPA minimum of 3.0 [JACKPOT!]. I am too good to go to lowly schools like Saskatchewan and don't want to leave my (husband/wife/children/hamster) so I need to be close. Someone tell me that it is worth applying even if it isn't because otherwise I will feel bad. Any suggestions? (but only ones I want to hear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apixaban85 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Template for PedoBear posts: *insert useless crap that only 1 person out of 6.7 billion give a rat's ass about* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanMaverick Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Pedobear, I'm not entirely sure you can use "being a tool on PM101" as an EC. Perhaps you should start finding a better use of your time? Y'know, like developing an actual sense of humor? And no, you're not funny - trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future_doc Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Seek advice of YorkMan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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