University of Alberta Medical Song About Nursing

[Guest ezaholic]

I cannot believe it...Here are the lyrics of a "Nurses' Song" performed by University of Alberta medical students at their annual "Medshow." This is way past acceptable:

 

Nurses' Song

 

Nurses we are overjoyed

To meet you face to face

You've been getting quite a name

All around the place

Being @#%$

Screwing up meds

Now we understand you're whores

But at least you give good head

 

So you are a nurse

You're a wonderful nurse

Prove to me that you're the best

Let me look upon your breasts

If that you will do

Then my hats off to you

Come on show me those boobs

 

Nurses you just won't believe

The @#%$ you've stirred up here

Your incompetence is all

So very @#%$ clear

Oh telling Doctors

What they ought to try

When in fact your management

Would make our patients die

 

So you are a nurse

You're a competent nurse

Show me all that you were taught

Go fill up my coffeepot

And then go berserk

When I ask you to work

Come on show me those boobs

 

Nurses like to @#%$ and moan

They often go on strike

They somehow think their job is more

Than just the village bike

Oh... if you really

Want to get respect

Come right here

And tell me why

The vitals aren't done yet

 

So you are a nurse

Yes a superstar nurse

Prove that you're as good as me

Do this Neurosurgery

Or maybe instead

You should just change the bed

Come on show me those boobs

[Guest ezaholic]

Sorry, I just now thought to check in the U of A folder and see that there is actually a discussion there. But for those of you who don't look regularly in the U of A folder, maybe you will see it in here.

 

ez

[Guest Ian Wong]

Not like the U of A forum thread needs any more help, but I'm going to close down this thread and redirect things there, just to prevent duplicate threads from popping up.

 

p084.ezboard.com/fpremed101frm77.showMessage?topicID=27.topic

 

Ian