Some Dent Jokes for those who are waiting!

[Guest cavityfiller]

Howdy,

 

I know how ya'll feel when it comes to waiting for dental schools to reply, so here are some jokes..

 

 

1---What did the dentist see at the north pole?

A: a molar bear

 

2---What does the dentist of the year get?

A: a little plaque

 

3----A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em.

 

have a good day

[Guest Aplusdent]

EWw.......nasté~~

 

Ok this is a lame joke that u probably already know...modified a bit.

 

What do you call the dental student who graduates last in his/her class?

---- Doctor

[Guest cavityfiller]

hahah that is funny

 

I have to admit though. as much as I hoped the jokes would help me calm down, it does not work.