tooty Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Once upon a time, people started to wonder... Silly question, but other than the webmaster of this site, who [or what] is Ian Wong? A question that man has been tormented with since the dawn of time. Alongside other greats such as "why are we here," "what will happen to me when I die," and "are there other life forms in our solar system?" Hence, we have begun revealing the truth of Ian Wong. ian wong is god Ian Wong is like the wizard behind the curtain, but with better earning potential. God calls Ian Wong God. Women want him. Men want to be like him. Ian Wong can kill two stones with one bird. ian wong's a radiology resident i believe. i hear he analyzes images blindfolded --just because he can. He doesn't bother with images and scanners anymore. He just glances at the patient and makes his diagnosis. In fact, Ian Wong has done every specialization diploma. In 3 years. It's a little known fact that Ian Wong is in fact Chuck Norris. When Chuck gets bored of kicking ass all day long, he does diagnostic radiology. Ian Wong has done a specialty in proctology because he had run out of asses to kick. Ian Wong does not cure disease, pathogens undergo apoptosis through fear. The WHO has provided millions of dollars to the disease causing agents in the world help find a cure for Ian Wong. Ian Wong created premed101. The end. Great doctors like Ian Wong get IW after their names instead of MD. Ian Wong doesn't apply to med schools, med schools ask for Ian Wong's admission acceptance. Ian Wong doesn't ride the car, the car rides Ian Wong. Ian Wong doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Ian Wong. The chief export of Ian Wong is awesomeness. Ian Wong doesn't pay for the site. The host pays Ian Wong for having a site here. Ian Wong is the only graduate with a cGPA of 4.0 and a first year GPA of 3.6. (The only reason he received a 3.6 was due to Chem 100, where he refused to acknowledge every element except for the element of Awesome in the periodic table) Ian Wong's MCAT score was 48Z. Yes thats right 48Z. He made both markers cry on his writing portion. And one of his markers was a computer. Ian Wong's Bio in brief: Undergrad: UBC GPA: 4.00 Area of Study: Biological Sciences MCAT: 45 ECs: Former Tennis Champion of the world WHO President Former President of Canada Novel Prize for Biomedical sciences Publications about 35 journals in Nature and Science Funded the country United States of America One month after Ian Wong's admissions interview, the admissions committee received their notice of rejection. Ian Wong later proceeded to file a lawsuit against the Canadian Medical Association for fraudulent and defamatory use of his childhood nickname. Ian Wong's brain produces enough energy to solve the US energy crisis. Ian Wong got a full scholarship to every med school in North America. Then he delivered himself [from his mother's womb]. And he was made Dean of the Universe before he'd finished cutting the umbilical cord. Ian Wong has a large penis, for an Asian. Reference Mr Law . 2008 . "How Ian's Wang Changed My Life" . Nature 55(12):10-76 Ian Wong owns other porn websites too. (because owning porn sites is awesome) Question, can Ian Wong create a virus so deadly that Ian Wong himself would die from it? Obviously, the above was a stupid question because: Ian Wong can do ANYTHING!! Many have sought out the deity Ian Wong for his Awesome healing ability Lord Ian Wong, please forgive me for the rudeness. But please remove the disease from me. I think that Ian Wong is more suited to finding the disease that you didn't know that you had. Ian Wong polymerizes 3' to 5'. Ian Wong doesn't drive a Mercedes, he drives The Magic School Bus -- which he uses to treat patients. Ian Wong drives on the right side of the road (IN THE UK!!). Ian Wong wrote and passed the MCCQE before he got the results of his MCAT back. First iteration on CaRMs is actually defined as post-Ian Wong Iteration. I heard that Ian Wong can divide by 0 AND counted to infinity...... twice. I heard that Chuck Norris has only bowed to one man. Ian Wong. The only way Ian Wong can die is if he and his evil alter ego... Mian Wong collide!!! At that point in time, however, the universe will cease to exist. Ian Wong is a Ninja. Ian Wong is a level 81 Paladin and can defeat the Lich King by himself! More truth about the legend Ian Wong have yet to surface... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninjaface Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ian Wong is who God prays to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostintime Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 LOL someone had a lot of time on their hands.....but of course we're only mortals. Ian Wong could have just mind-transferred all that in 2 seconds. I wonder if Ian Wong knows about this...probably. He knew about it even before the first thread was created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I wonder if Ian Wong knows about this...probably. He knew about it even before the first thread was created. Obviously he would know facts about himself, DUH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostintime Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Right, because it was so explicit what 'this' referred to, i.e. facts about himself. It couldn't have been---this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Right, because it was so explicit what 'this' referred to, i.e. facts about himself. It couldn't have been---this thread. my bad. ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngdad Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ian Wong is my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ian Wong can have his cake and eat it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 the grass is always greener on the side of the street that Ian Wong is standing on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngdad Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 One time Ian Wong responded to a post that I put up.....No he didn't. But he did put a response in the same thread that I had a post in....No. He didn't do that either. But I do read his posts sometimes and imagine he is talking to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerv12 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ian Wong has a large penis, for an Asian. Reference Mr Law . 2008 . "How Ian's Wang Changed My Life" . Nature 55(12):10-76 LMAO this made me laugh so hard! ROFLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 LMAO this made me laugh so hard! ROFLL this just got 10x as funny for me because I read it at first as "How Ian Wong changed my life. I didn't know it said Ian's Wang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolvenstar Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ian Wong really is Chuck Norris, I saw the transformation myself. it's awesome power left me blind, now all I can see is Ian Wong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I actually know a guy who shook Chuck Norris's hand... and he said it was a soft handshake... ...that's so disappointing, but I guess Chuck was really doing it on purpose, as my guy probably wouldn't have an arm right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC5 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ian Wong does not get wet. Water gets Ian Wong. ...did I miss the point of this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisball80 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 lol wtf another epic thread about Ion WOng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rest.of.the.Alphabet Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Ian Wong has guest starred as the Green Ranger in power rangers as the character was loosely created from his legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 this just got 10x as funny for me because I read it at first as "How Ian Wong changed my life. I didn't know it said Ian's Wang Holy smoky... I just realise that too... :D I____M_____A______O :D I can't stand now... stomach ache... rolling on the floor now... ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 P.S. Your guys are talented man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisball80 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I had a dream about Ian Wong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skvangs Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I had a dream about Ian Wong. we really don't want to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamP Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Some people can recite the first few thousand digits of pi. Ian Wong can recite the last thousand digits of pi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I had a dream about Ian Wong. Some people can recite the first few thousand digits of pi. Ian Wong can recite the last thousand digits of pi. i approve of these messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisball80 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 What is Ian Wong ? Who is Ian Wong ? Where is Ian Wong ? Which is Ian Wong ? Why is Ian Wong ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 What is Ian Wong ? Who is Ian Wong ? Where is Ian Wong ? Which is Ian Wong ? Why is Ian Wong ? Ian Wong is not really a mortal man. He is moreso a philosophical idealistic manifestation of righteousness in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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