FrenchToast Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Parmesean Did you even consider those brothers and sisters with lactose intollerance before you asked that you insensitive fool? Psht, it's called Daiya. And you forgot to mention the vegans. Do you prefer to confide in strangers or people you know well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Psht, it's called Daiya. And you forgot to mention the vegans. Do you prefer to confide in strangers or people you know well? Darn it. People I know well. It used to be strangers as well but I've grown to be way more cynical. What do you think of hipsters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerkstore Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Darn it. People I know well. It used to be strangers as well but I've grown to be way more cynical. What do you think of hipsters? They are the bane of my existence. I had to let go of a very good friend because he became the ultimate one, and I just couldn't take it anymore. What toothpaste do you use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 They are the bane of my existence. I had to let go of a very good friend because he became the ultimate one, and I just couldn't take it anymore. What toothpaste do you use? LOL! Tooth-paste? What wouldyou be if you were an invertebrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchToast Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 They are the bane of my existence. I had to let go of a very good friend because he became the ultimate one, and I just couldn't take it anymore. LOLled. LOL! Tooth-paste? What wouldyou be if you were an invertebrate? One of those transparent C. elegans guys that we used in first year bio labs. What's your biggest fear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronjw Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 LOL! Tooth-paste? What wouldyou be if you were an invertebrate? A slug. How do you feel about Ramanujan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchToast Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 A slug. How do you feel about Ramanujan? Just skimmed through some of his Wikipedia article. He actually seems fascinating. I was going to comment that he should have a number named after him (just like the Euler number), but then I saw that he already does! I'll never look at 1729 the same way again. *Re-asks one of my questions from before* If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 LOLled. One of those transparent C. elegans guys that we used in first year bio labs. What's your biggest fear? Running into jerkstore unarmed A slug. How do you feel about Ramanujan? One of those freakish rare cases where nature trumps nurture I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Just skimmed through some of his Wikipedia article. He actually seems fascinating. I was going to comment that he should have a number named after him (just like the Euler number), but then I saw that he already does! I'll never look at 1729 the same way again. *Re-asks one of my questions from before* If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? You gotta be kidding me. I'd make my hair less soft. The slightest breeze makes my hair look like If murder is wrong and deserves punishment, how does murdering a murderer make it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchToast Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 You gotta be kidding me. I'd make my hair less soft. The slightest breeze makes my hair look like If murder is wrong and deserves punishment, how does murdering a murderer make it right? It doesn't... although it may protect people if the murderer is likely to strike again. What is your favourite room to clean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerkstore Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 It doesn't... although it may protect people if the murderer is likely to strike again. What is your favourite room to clean? Hahahaha. If you could instantly have one new skill, what would it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Hahahaha. If you could instantly have one new skill, what would it be? Ultra awesome parkour skills If you had to take on the hulk with the power of one of the Xmen, which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerkstore Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Ultra awesome parkour skills If you had to take on the hulk with the power of one of the Xmen, which one? Parkour. Good answer. Think I'd have to go with Phoenix on that one Ace. Favorite soft-drink, and then why do they call them soft-drinks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Parkour. Good answer. Think I'd have to go with Phoenix on that one Ace. Favorite soft-drink, and then why do they call them soft-drinks? Uh the coke I guess. They call them soft drinks because when they were invented any liquid that was garanteed to not give you cholera was considered to be for wussies. There are already so many children in the world... does it really matter if the child is biologically yours or would you adopt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchToast Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Uh the coke I guess. They call them soft drinks because when they were invented any liquid that was garanteed to not give you cholera was considered to be for wussies. There are already so many children in the world... does it really matter if the child is biologically yours or would you adopt? I'm planning on adopting, actually. Genes are just sequences of nucleotides. How do you feel about ombre hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerkstore Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 I'm planning on adopting, actually. Genes are just sequences of nucleotides. How do you feel about ombre hair? I feel like I do everything else, nothingness. What's it like being a girly girl? (No megusta, no). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 I'm planning on adopting, actually. Genes are just sequences of nucleotides. How do you feel about ombre hair? Uh I don't really know what that is but google image observations indicate it's when the roots start to grow in and you have rainbow hair? In that case I think it's the female equivelant of an unkept beard (I'm not judging at all right now, I haven't seen the sun all week and I have grommed accordingly). Do you know how much I admire your biological objectivity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerkstore Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Uh I don't really know what that is but google image observations indicate it's when the roots start to grow in and you have rainbow hair? In that case I think it's the female equivelant of an unkept beard (I'm not judging at all right now, I haven't seen the sun all week and I have grommed accordingly). Do you know how much I admire your biological objectivity? You just don't want to pass on your disgusting Persian genes, I don't blame you. How many ply is your toilet paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchToast Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Uh I don't really know what that is but google image observations indicate it's when the roots start to grow in and you have rainbow hair? In that case I think it's the female equivelant of an unkept beard (I'm not judging at all right now, I haven't seen the sun all week and I have grommed accordingly). Erm, kind of. But it's intentional. The new fad. Pay attention and I'm sure you'll notice a bunch of girls with it... especially those gosh darn hipsters. http://theberry.com/2012/10/05/gotta-have-it-ombre-hair-23-photos/ - it doesn't actually look that bad here but in person.. oh my gosh. You just don't want to pass on your disgusting Persian genes, I don't blame you. How many ply is your toilet paper? 3-ply, of course.. and I only ever purchase the double-rolls. Do you find it difficult to cut your nails on your dominant hand? (Or is it just me that struggles like cray cray?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerkstore Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Erm, kind of. But it's intentional. The new fad. Pay attention and I'm sure you'll notice a bunch of girls with it... especially those gosh darn hipsters. http://theberry.com/2012/10/05/gotta-have-it-ombre-hair-23-photos/ - it doesn't actually look that bad here but in person.. oh my gosh. 3-ply, of course.. and I only ever purchase the double-rolls. Do you find it difficult to cut your nails on your dominant hand? (Or is it just me that struggles like cray cray?) I have no nail cutting troubles as I am not inbred. White or red wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 You just don't want to pass on your disgusting Persian genes, I don't blame you. How many ply is your toilet paper? That hurt here Who cares, softness is key. What went wrong in your life that made you grow up to be such a despicable human being? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 I have no nail cutting troubles as I am not inbred. White or red wine? Jerkstore's on a roll today, I like it. Red wine, white makes me gag. Fine I'll reask: (this time it works even better hah() What went wrong in your life that made you grow up to be such a despicable human being? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerkstore Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Jerkstore's on a roll today, I like it. Red wine, white makes me gag. Fine I'll reask: (this time it works even better hah() What went wrong in your life that made you grow up to be such a despicable human being? I spent eighteen years in a red Chinese prison. They were pretty accommodating actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolelol Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 I spent eighteen years in a red Chinese prison. They were pretty accommodating actually. Furthest place you have vacationed? Amsterdam <3 Do you think jerkstore masturbates to nature videos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerkstore Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Amsterdam <3 Do you think jerkstore masturbates to nature videos? I think he does, and I think it's perfectly normal. Did you hear about the nurse who killed herself after the prank phone call? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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