Guest MayFlower1 Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed, then the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh I was thinkin'...perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh I was thinkin'...perhaps its aboot time you let me pewt ma hand on yer leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time." ''Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kirsteen Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Oooooooooh! Naughty Peter! (I wish I could be that thrifty!) Cheers for the laugh, Kirsteen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UWOMED2005 Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 I can only use this one because I'm part Scottish: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kirsteen Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Dare we ask?! Kirsteen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest therealcrackers Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 UWOMED2005---are you sure you want to post the answer to that? :eek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UWOMED2005 Posted February 26, 2003 Report Share Posted February 26, 2003 Hmm. . . maybe it is a bit racy. At least a little more so than the previous joke. . . an old roommate of mine found it in 'Maxim' a couple years back. Still want to know the answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MayFlower1 Posted February 26, 2003 Report Share Posted February 26, 2003 Oh, come on...what are they going to do...kick you out of med school? :rolleyes Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest macdaddyeh Posted February 26, 2003 Report Share Posted February 26, 2003 Either way you lightened the mood; that's what we all need right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UWOMED2005 Posted February 26, 2003 Report Share Posted February 26, 2003 I guess I have to finish it now - Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. :rollin :eek :rolleyes Apologies to any sheep, or kinsmen (I'm part Graham of Montrose) that I've offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dannyboy Posted February 26, 2003 Report Share Posted February 26, 2003 My personal favorite kilt comment comes curtesy of Liam Nielson (at least I think it was him). A reporter asked him what he wore under his kilt (standard stupid kilt question).... his reply: well, on good night: lipstick. I am female and part Scot so I am allowed to repeat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MayFlower1 Posted February 26, 2003 Report Share Posted February 26, 2003 Nice one UWOMED2005...remind me to wear double underwear next time we go for drinks... :eek Dannyboy...ha ha ha...I've not heard that one...it's also very funny! Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kirsteen Posted February 26, 2003 Report Share Posted February 26, 2003 Gotta love the Liam (and he's not even Scots--he's Irish!). Nice one, and thanks! Kirsteen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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