Guest MacStudent Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Psych!:b Just kidding! I know, I know, it's really mean, but I couldn't help myself!!!!:rollin :| :\ :x >: :evil Keep checking your emails!! Here are some jokes to hold you over: A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes." The man grabs the dentist's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!" So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas." The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas." So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill." The man asks "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra." The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks. "No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!" --- What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque --- What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers --- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself --- What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear ---- - Be easy!!!! (I'm soo getting flamed for this!!!) :hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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