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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler."

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application.

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus!"

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster.

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline,

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus, "What can I

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins

 

 

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing.

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins. In reply he

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks

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It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs.

 

The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of

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