The Law Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMmd Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renin Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSmith19 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballofnerves Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbene085 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeaHatingBrit Posted June 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballofnerves Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelie Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballofnerves Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and their incredibly enormous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantaloons Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and their incredibly enormous electric toothbrushes. Thankfully, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelie Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and their incredibly enormous electric toothbrushes. Thankfully, their yellow banana-hammocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricCartman Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and their incredibly enormous electric toothbrushes. Thankfully, their yellow banana-hammocks were edible and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballofnerves Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and their incredibly enormous electric toothbrushes. Thankfully, their yellow banana-hammocks were edible and only slightly diseased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricCartman Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and their incredibly enormous electric toothbrushes. Thankfully, their yellow banana-hammocks were edible and only slightly diseased with STDs like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In_Valid Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and their incredibly enormous electric toothbrushes. Thankfully, their yellow banana-hammocks were edible and only slightly diseased with STDs like swine flu and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of people with questionable sexual identities and various dangly bits on their resume-unfriendly cinnamon buns. "Unfriendly", you ask? Certainly. They were crafted with questionable practices such as violent teabagging and Kobe beef massages. The monster knew the quadratic equation could trigger intense and surprisingly erotic visions involving numerous gay leprechauns and their incredibly enormous electric toothbrushes. Thankfully, their yellow banana-hammocks were edible and only slightly diseased with STDs like swine flu and severe anal discharge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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