Pantaloons Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvicstudent Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballofnerves Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various positions including the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeman101 Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochi1543 Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Lots of pent-up sexual tension on p101. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSmith19 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSmith19 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeman101 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelie Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to his mom's gaping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired (since 2 people posted at the same time, have to go with the first poster) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelie Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballofnerves Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballofnerves Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renin Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSmith19 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microbiodude Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelie Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 It was winter and a dark figure moved through the jungle and pounced upon its sworn enemy the one-eyed monster. But along came a gust of wind that knocked over the big tree, the monster narrowly avoided being crushed, like an incredible flying watermelon. The monster glared at the sexy, dark and mysterious, charming yet deadly blind french schoolboy and was aroused by his dashing looks and large community service commitment, because that's sexy. Following hot sex the monster felt emotional, but satisfied. The schoolboy decided to ask for another round, but he satisfied himself. Feeling adventurous, he approached from the backside and startled the beast's anal-retentive personality with a very disorganized series of noises and movements that threatened to cause trauma to his posterior parietal cortex. The monster roared, "stimulate my cortex", and stimulated he was. Following stimulation, the monster left on the magic flying carpet given to monsters with DUIs. The night of the great escape was the first time the monster missed his mother. The last time he had seen two hookers dancing, his mother had wished she hadn't been the second. Suddenly, the carpet fell apart midflight! Shocked, the monster started to run through downtown Toronto completely naked, except he suddenly remembered what his mother had told him, "When in Rome...don't get lost or expose your taunt sexy bottom to a giant, pink and furry, cold steely ruler." Remembering this, he pulled down his roll-up world map only to realize that the map hit his big, lumpy, misshapen, and yet strangely provocative medical school application. "Sweet heavenly Jesus," sang the monster. Forgetting the deadline, he asked Jesus to grant him acceptance to Hopkins school of dancing. In reply he brought out handcuffs to restrain the large ball of feathers and glowsticks coming out of the penguin's body (a painful experience) and looked at his rapidly growing grade point average. Upon reaching 3.8 kmph while walking he decided to apply to medical drama script writing school, because he couldn't get enough of that sweet aroma of cadavers while jerking off his neighbor's dog. "Here Sparky!", he said while prying the silver bullet from his toolbox. First came the wrench, then the magic mushrooms, and finally he brought out deeman101's belly-button ring. When combined, these cause extreme sexual hallucinations involving various unspeakable acts such as squirting Newfiemike from deeman's vagina. Assisted by volunteer premed exotic dancers, he blocked the secret entrance to Newfiemike's mangina. Consequently, people loudly admired how he plugged Newfiemike's mangina with a med acceptance, causing several papercuts. Few days later, a huge rash, authoritarian dictator named Ifi-al rialla Gud, threatened to touch the hearts of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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