moneyswears Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 The dilemma is outlined in the attached image. Please don't forget to explain your reasoning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-0 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Is this a joke? If not (and even if so), I vote mermaid... but without that weird dark bar covering the good bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truffle Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 two words for you: grow up! don't be the kid who giggles every time the prof mentions the words clitoris, labia etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleym Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 two words for you: grow up! don't be the kid who giggles every time the prof mentions the words clitoris, labia etc. The OP is hilarious. I don't see anything funny about clitoris or labia. It's reverse-mermaid that gives the giggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-0 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 two words for you: grow up! don't be the kid who giggles every time the prof mentions the words clitoris, labia etc. Yeah, take it easy. Just trying to have a little fun. The reverse mermaid part made me think this was a joke. Kind of hard to approach this problem with a carefully considered argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supafield Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 haha, they used this joke in "How I met your mother" What a great show.... and I vote top half human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jixe Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Hahah, this is hilarious. Top-half human gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuronix Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 this is a rather biased scenario. I mean, most people would vote top half human b/c the girl looks gorgeous. If she was sub-par in the facial area, then, and only then, would it be fair. In any case, top half-human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Sorry guys, I'm going to have to vote bottom-half human. Yeah the top-half would provide companionship, social conversation, etc. but eventually I think we're gonna have to start considering repopulating the island with weird incest fish/people. So bottom half gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Bottom half. She'd talk less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truffle Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 The OP is hilarious. I don't see anything funny about clitoris or labia. It's reverse-mermaid that gives the giggles isn't this supposed to be a dirty joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Owl Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Sorry guys, I'm going to have to vote bottom-half human. Yeah the top-half would provide companionship, social conversation, etc. but eventually I think we're gonna have to start considering repopulating the island with weird incest fish/people. So bottom half gets my vote. Had to be the Newfie that pointed that one out. The band from the rock, Great Big Sea, did a great parody of this one on their acoustic album. The only reason that I made the connection between your location and the question at hand. Personally, I would vote top-half, the whole gills issue would make any sort of relationship rather difficult. My ability to hold my breath is about the same as a fish's ability to breath air. Thanks for the humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 isn't this supposed to be a dirty joke? Yes. Grr 10 characters, ruining my minimalist wit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDakota Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 "A" of course. I've always been a boob man, and a girl's face is very important to me. Anyone who pick's "B" has no standards and would be staisfied with a moist hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewfieMike Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 "A" of course. I've always been a boob man, and a girl's face is very important to me. Anyone who pick's "B" has no standards and would be staisfied with a moist hole. and the species continues. It's evolution, baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest viscous Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 since brain is one those organs which makes humans "superior" to other animals, I would take mermaid as my companion, just because it has a human brain and hence some sense. The "reverse-mermaid" is just a mutant fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bj89 Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 are we assuming that the reverse mermaid can breath out of the water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p0tus Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Wasn't there a family guy episode dealing with this scenario? I think it was Lois who had to politely reject the offer made by a reverse merman that saved her life I think I'd choose A. I prefer companionship to reproduction. Sex is for suckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploughboy Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 "The Mermaid" - Shel Silverstein When I was a lad in a fishing town Me old man said to me: "You can spend your life, your jolly life Just sailing on the sea. You can search the world for pretty girls Til your eyes are weak and dim, But don't go searching for a mermaid, son If you don't know how to swim" 'Cause her hair was green as seaweed Her skin was blue and pale Her face it was a work of art, I loved that girl with all my heart But I only liked the upper part I did not like the tail I signed onto a sailing ship My very first day at sea I seen the Mermaid in the waves, Reaching out to me "Come live with me in the sea said she, Down on the ocean floor And I'll show you a million wonderous things You've never seen before So over I jumped and she pulled me down, Down to her seaweed bed On a pillow made of a tortoise-shell She placed beneath my head She fed me shrimp and caviar Upon a silver dish From her head to her waist it was just my taste But the rest of her was a fish 'Cause ... But then one day, she swam away So I sang to the clams and the whales "Oh, how I miss her seaweed hair And the silver shine of her scales But then her sister, she swam by And set my heart awhirl Cause her upper part was an ugly fish But her bottom part was a girl Yes her hair was green as seaweed Her skin was blue and pale Her legs they are a work of art, I loved that girl with all my heart And I don't give a damn about the upper part Cause that's how I get my tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UserName Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Definitely pick A. Although the homo sapien gluteus maximus is definitely one of my favorite muscles, you can sort of see that the bottom-half mermaid version still has some interesting potential. Plus, the bottom-half mermaid gotta be able to poop and pee from SOMEWHERE.. so you know.. there is still potential for reproduction although the texture might me a little fishy. But if you go with B, then you are definitely missing out on the pretty face and the other things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostintime Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Is there an equivalent for a Mer-Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UserName Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 I seriously wonder what the women would pick in this case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantaloons Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 I would Pick A. She'd have a fish tail; thus, I could ride her like a horse and get off the damn island to find normal women (not a euphamism). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skvangs Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 def. A! if we were the only 2 people (organisms) on the island, I wouldn't give a crap about repopulating the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zihad Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 A for sure, you need to communicate and work together to get out. besides the mouth can take care of things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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