hking03 Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Nothing like having a beer while getting pimped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leap87 Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 So I had to go to surgical rounds today with all the attendings and residents and it was my first day on this ward. We're sitting around waiting for them to start and it's already 15 mins past start time. I ask why we're still waiting, and they say "oh just wait, you'll see". A few minutes later the last attending shows up with a case of beer. Then they tell me "ok, NOW we can get started". So around the table went "are you on call, no? *throws beer*" I can safely say that's the first time I've ever had a beer in the hospital. It was pretty cool until they started drilling us with questions anyways. JEALOUS!!!! I want a beer. And I need one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leap87 Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Yea yea. I know of the other reference you have. And how every prof loves you. You know why every prof loves him? Because he kisses @$$. lol Pokey pokey Leon. lol Btw... you never replied to my fb msg Dee. You suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 You know why every prof loves him? Because he kisses @$$. lol Pokey pokey Leon. lol On the contrary, I merely visit office hours when I have questions to clarify. It's a great way for making connections. Basically all my opportunities on campus have come through that. And the profs can see right thru those trying to "kiss @$$" Madam Leapy. Unfortunately for me, a prof didn't walk right up to me and offer a massive research project that takes an entire undergrad to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 For all the stats people out there (there aren't that many, I know) my advisor sent me this video and made me laugh. The best part, imo: Stats: 3 patients per group or in total? Research: Yes. *silence* Stats: Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeman101 Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Leon. I want you to monitor the activities of my former prof. He owes me money. I need you to shake him down. You know why every prof loves him? Because he kisses @$$. lol Pokey pokey Leon. lol Btw... you never replied to my fb msg Dee. You suck. I just replied to it!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGrader Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 hello there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGrader Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 hello there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGrader Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 hello there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misanthrope Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 hello there hello there. hello there.. lol. 10char Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostLamb Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 HAHAHAHAHA 'my grant is due tomorrow...' For all the stats people out there (there aren't that many, I know) my advisor sent me this video and made me laugh. The best part, imo: Stats: 3 patients per group or in total? Research: Yes. *silence* Stats: Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misanthrope Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 For all the stats people out there (there aren't that many, I know) my advisor sent me this video and made me laugh. The best part, imo: Stats: 3 patients per group or in total? Research: Yes. *silence* Stats: Ok. Lmao. . More of the same and just as funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Currently looking for a job.... Good to know my 4 year BSc (and $24k+ spent getting it) gets me the same jobs that I could have had when I graduated high school:rolleyes: Too bad I can't just coach Canskate full time.... $25-$27/hr teaching kids how to skate is pretty good! Between coaching, skating, taking some courses through Athabasca U and the volunteer research position I have, it's going to have to be a night job. So right now, waitressing is looking like my only option. Hopefully I can be good enough to get some really good tips! lol Looking at everything I'm going to be doing this year, I think I'm going to be busier than I was throughout UG! At least I won't have to worry about exams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renoir Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 " Neuro:I'm operating the patient's spine. Anesth:The patient is in Asystole... N:Ok, I'm going to keep operating on the spine. A:You need to give chest compressions now. Ok, I'm operating on the spine. Jesus Christ, if you don't start bumping on this guy's chest, he's gonna die! Oh ok. I'll perform chest compressions. Have you done CPR before? Yes. How much? Lots. Lots? Yeah, three times. That's alot for me. Well, you should compress more than that. But in Star Trek 6, Dr. McCoy only hit the Klingon on the Chest once or twice. What the hell Trekkie bullshi* are you talking about, call a code blue! ...God damn anesth. I don't ask for much. get someone else in here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Lmao. . More of the same and just as funny. I love these videos. The best part is that the voices are so monotone. "Like MJ...I'm hiding the empty propofol bottles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 New job confirmed! 12 hrs/week developing a lab manual for a course. Should be interesting. Leon. I want you to monitor the activities of my former prof. He owes me money. I need you to shake him down. LOL he didn't pay you? This is what happens when you're not officially enrolled. Your lab's kind of dead these days. I only ever see the two usual guys (M&N) but it's mostly empty. In contrast, there are 3 independent undergrad research projects going on in mine, one of them being mine. Your arch rival is the over-supervisor of the research course. Hey just a quick question: Does anybody know if field courses, which are usually taken for 2-3 weeks in the summer, will count towards my full-time requirements? If not, what about for the level of progression requirements? (ie, at UWO 60% of course load has to be appropriate to year level). I really want to take a field course as I did some field research this summer, but I don't want to throw away a full year to do so. Thanks in advance! You probably want to have your own thread for a wider audience but I've seen this questions before so try searching first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leap87 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 So how do you tell your roommate who is also your landlord that it's time for her to cut her hair or something? Honestly, there is hair all over the place. I went to the bathroom and there's hair in the sink, the bathtub and the garbage can beside it. Then there's hair all over the floors, kitchen, dishes, etc. UGH... She also likes to talk to herself. And she also slams every ****ing door when she gets up... like goes downstairs and opens up cupboards and slams the doors..... JEEEEEEEEEEEZ.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leap87 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 New job confirmed! 12 hrs/week developing a lab manual for a course. Should be interesting. Out of curiosity, how much are you getting paid? lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Out of curiosity, how much are you getting paid? lol. Base pay. But I don't want too much because OSAP basically reduces their amount by EXACTLY what I earn. So the $$$ doesn't pay off really. However, the position itself is relatively unique and interesting. I might apply for a TA position for O-chem next term and that should be more rewarding thought hours will be limited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 So how do you tell your roommate who is also your landlord that it's time for her to cut her hair or something? Honestly, there is hair all over the place. I went to the bathroom and there's hair in the sink, the bathtub and the garbage can beside it. Then there's hair all over the floors, kitchen, dishes, etc. UGH... She also likes to talk to herself. And she also slams every ****ing door when she gets up... like goes downstairs and opens up cupboards and slams the doors..... JEEEEEEEEEEEZ....I have long hair, and so while I can understand why it's in the bathroom (although she should clean it up) what's it doing in the kitchen? And on the dishes? That's just gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeman101 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 LOL he didn't pay you? This is what happens when you're not officially enrolled. Your lab's kind of dead these days. I only ever see the two usual guys (M&N) but it's mostly empty. In contrast, there are 3 independent undergrad research projects going on in mine, one of them being mine. Your arch rival is the over-supervisor of the research course. Well its weird. Really weird. Too hard to explain but my prof owes me $$$. I intend to collect. Only 2 guys? What happened to D the masters student? And you should keep in mind my prof is infiltrating the management of NSERC and UofT simultaneously. I heard he is now the associate dean of the biology department, in addition to holding down his position on the NSERC grants committee. Wait what? Which arch rival? One of them got into med school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Well its weird. Really weird. Too hard to explain but my prof owes me $$$. I intend to collect. Only 2 guys? What happened to D the masters student? And you should keep in mind my prof is infiltrating the management of NSERC and UofT simultaneously. I heard he is now the associate dean of the biology department, in addition to holding down his position on the NSERC grants committee. Wait what? Which arch rival? One of them got into med school. Arch rival = I'm talking about the prof *cough cough* lab report* Haven't heard of "D." Maybe he's in the lab when I'm not. Associate dean? Pretty good! That adds another line to his sig then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Sometimes SAS makes me want to pull my hair out. Grumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cautious Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 So how do you tell your roommate who is also your landlord that it's time for her to cut her hair or something? Honestly, there is hair all over the place. I went to the bathroom and there's hair in the sink, the bathtub and the garbage can beside it. Then there's hair all over the floors, kitchen, dishes, etc. UGH.... That might be indicating a serious iron deficiency. She should really have a blood test done ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cnussey Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Anyone else get excited when your prof says you'll be doing "rat surgery"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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