One for Kirsteen...and others...to lighten things up

[Guest MayFlower1]

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall,

holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they

sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A

penny for your thoughts, Angus."

 

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee

kiss."

 

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the

cheek.

 

Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the

loch.

 

Minutes passed, then the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your

thoughts, Angus."

 

"Well, uh I was thinkin'...perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee

cuddle."

 

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few

seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze

out over the loch.

 

After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts,

Angus."

 

"Well, uh I was thinkin'...perhaps its aboot time you let me pewt

ma hand on yer leg."

 

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then

he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the

loch before the girl spoke again.

 

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

 

The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he

said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."

 

''Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

 

"Aye," said the lad, nodding.

 

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip

in anticipation of the ultimate request.

 

Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the

first three pennies?"

[Guest Kirsteen]

Oooooooooh! Naughty Peter!

 

(I wish I could be that thrifty!)

 

Cheers for the laugh,

Kirsteen

[Guest UWOMED2005]

I can only use this one because I'm part Scottish:

 

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

[Guest Kirsteen]

Dare we ask?!

 

Kirsteen

[Guest therealcrackers]

UWOMED2005---are you sure you want to post the answer to that? :eek

[Guest UWOMED2005]

Hmm. . . maybe it is a bit racy. At least a little more so than the previous joke. . . an old roommate of mine found it in 'Maxim' a couple years back.

 

Still want to know the answer?

[Guest MayFlower1]

Oh, come on...what are they going to do...kick you out of med school? :rolleyes

 

Peter

[Guest macdaddyeh]

Either way you lightened the mood; that's what we all need right now!

[Guest UWOMED2005]

I guess I have to finish it now -

 

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. :rollin :eek :rolleyes

 

Apologies to any sheep, or kinsmen (I'm part Graham of Montrose) that I've offended.

[Guest Dannyboy]

My personal favorite kilt comment comes curtesy of Liam Nielson (at least I think it was him).

 

A reporter asked him what he wore under his kilt (standard stupid kilt question)....

his reply: well, on good night: lipstick.

 

I am female and part Scot so I am allowed to repeat it.

[Guest MayFlower1]

Nice one UWOMED2005...remind me to wear double underwear next time we go for drinks... :eek

 

Dannyboy...ha ha ha...I've not heard that one...it's also very funny!

 

Peter

[Guest Kirsteen]

Gotta love the Liam (and he's not even Scots--he's Irish!).

 

Nice one, and thanks!

Kirsteen