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hehe, i have something due tomorrow

but i keep procrastinating, oh my

filling out forms is so boring

that i'm posting about neuro-opthamalogy instead

o well, story of my life

ur good planner, im good crammer :P

 

Only handful of members on now.

 

im so femme it's almost fatale! ;)

lets talk about love, and emotions

whoa, i thought i was kidding

maybe i've found something superbly subconscious

freudian slip or humour par excellance?

 

I sense high levels of estrogen here.
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lol, i just discovered view online

seems lots enjoy my endo posts

but perhaps, i could just entertain

a bafoon or brain, both magnetic

shouldn't be so quick to insuitate

that people are reading, captivated intently

i could be a fun laugh

randomness, amusing gaffs at literary commentary

could be both, interpretation is arbitrary

among the insane, clarity is abursidity

so are we among the insane?

i suppose that's a loaded question

but not definitely not my intention

 

it all depends on who's watching

that's the answer to the question

each's lives build different recollections

to create different synaptic connections convention

simple put, everyone has different looks

it's all a matter of perspective

 

so as my signature would suggest

it's not being eminent or inept

as long as you can sell

u'll get paid for those stories

that like clouds, contain metaphorical allegories

within my quirky and wacky stories

clouds or vapor, which with certainty

guarantee my future prodigy, perhaps literary

with the certainly in which statistically

will rain, fallen or waiting eagerly

knowing with certainty, that clouds eventually

knowing that once the drops fell

time was limited, entropy always propels

 

strange to use a cloud, anthromorphically

in fact, rather lazy of me

to twine metaphors at will limitlessly

but i guess have to vocabulary

so make unusual concepts seem ordinary

in my destiny to convey, extraodinarily

at least seeminly, the rather ordinary

the concept of destinity, perhaps vanity

whimsical me, my sig proclaims multiplicatively

the ease ascertaining, my basic premise

beneath words deceptively resembling venician roads

superficially complex, yet repitive structure boads

in my writing, my vencian roads

i could have plainly, lacking cerebrality

that this poem is about me

well sort of, at least tangentally

before i convulutedly used clouds metaphorically

to insinuate simple, the concept, destiny

it started with something regarding empirically

noting how many people read me

 

using szaszs, concepts of sanity, critically

weaving a path, through mental masturbatory

convuluted metaphors about rain and destiny

conveying anyone's attempted literary secularly liturgy

arbitrary, bs, or even the best

will as metaporical destiny, rain, anthromprized

so silly, yet seemingly brilliant, bull****

who cares, a means to ends

to implore, the literal end, ends

of this post, is a show

of my signature, simple lyrics yo

 

no one cares, if ppl read

then u will succeed, most certainly

i don't aspire to be sheen

but whether through proclivity for provactity

i'll ignite, date to be determined

but take off is most certain

absurd, wrong, maybe occasionally somewhat insightful

my writing is delightful, why, how

i wouldn't know, i just sew

not with wool, no, seductive words

absurd thoughts, english class is absurd

what will it bestow, who knows

common conversation, in undergrad sciences education

 

with elation, like jubilation after libations

i was denied an engineering education

looked, at my limited future vocations

capriciously, i chose psychology, statistical paradox

or dumb luck, i loved it

people plan careers over secondary years

5 minutes, maybe psychology chose me

engineering, i couldn't hack calculus, seriously

hs, university, class still seems scary

and i planned to do engineering

life is so silly, plan, plan

as much as we can, yet

you can bet were like leaves

u can bet, never be sure

where the wind will lead us

an ocean of uncertainty awaits us

or maybe its me, so adhd

indecisive, i seem to love everything

making decision concretely is an impossibility

see, there we go again, tangent!

back on course, read set, begin

 

i've explained my point, yet still

i extend, at will, abcd, silly

i'll write on my scantron, concisely

adhere to some conventions, but supercede

all accounts pedalogical assesment, im preeminent

i'll make a -> b, even c

if i please, breadth and depth

are my specialty: short, work harder

phd, you're silly, don't fool me

my breath will swallow your pettiness

subspecialty expertise, abcd, how about this

in five minutes, they'll all contradict

without a self-consistent system, you're certainty

is now a laughingstock, public mockery

guess it's time for this parlay

to seem relevant, showing simplicity over-complexified

using the philosophical concept so dated

of fate, destiny or free will

which will determine our final destination

to further extend this ostentatious proclimation

which could have ended near initiation

 

that i'm a whore, the best

basically, im just a pro

just like the signature sais below

 

lets end this, simple and tasteless

this is the penultimate of procrastination

 

i'm so many standard deviations away

from the way most people play

extreme experiences, produces extreme standard deviations

 

whatever anyone thinks, im still entertaining

and that's something that will lead

remember, back to destiny, remember, adhd

but im back on track again

for me to be never forgotten

insinuating im destined for greatness, yes

there, i said it, narcissistic, correct?

doesn't matter, look at pop culture

lebron, he's arrogant? i'd be too

he's the best, there's no protest

cause in the arts, like sciences

there actually are freezing, boiling points

some sense of objectivity, a t

please, if it cud, the aamc

would have gave me a z

people marking my essay, only jealousy

this isn't a success, surpasses definition

ive got an ma in english

and for what, the mark essays

when some premed kid, science bsc

sends me into a crises, revelation

the marker with all the education

realizes he's reading an amateur writer

whose frivlous 500 word essay, insurpassable

with even his ma, that sucks

all that time in school learning

12 dollars an hr marking monotomously

u realize this kind of talent, unattainable

no matter how many letters, brackets

are on your business card, omg!

here i went again, another tangent

 

a fictious story, to explain intelligence

skill, penchant, whatever, isn't education dependent

imagine how useless of an ma

this fictional marker though would parlay

a sense of skill, but sillily

a simple essay, leads to epiphany

this kid writes better than me

an i have an advanced degree

wheres my pedestal, my ivory tower

my advanced education, is sufficient duration

but in the end, back again

to that old concept, hidden surreptitiously

in this seeminlgly quirky, original, monotomoy

 

you learn by doing, active listening

passive ears may get you degrees

but the world don't care, see

results pay the bills, not initials

 

oh the systemification of advanced education

is so absurd, if linear thinking

you'll fall prey, cog in wheel

another victim, happy, yet sedated

well placed, but chained down, vacant

of any thoughts of why not

dont, worry, it's simple, anything goes

is what that meant, double negatives

aren't automized, how unutilitarian, even contrarian

to the accepted notion, your vocation

degree, or socially constructed symbol

determines the degree or your worth

 

if i had a phd, tenure track

in a couple days, in philosophy

but those missing initials, mean academia

the oasis of repressed thinking, impossible

something i'm incapable of, just because

i learned everything on wikipedia, documentaries.com

 

this is where i end this prose

with a conning deception, self indulgent

is what most of this is

but ill diverge with a message

something about hard work, infinite potential

that anyone can be successful, destined

no, just wait, breath, for greatness

like politician, i know short memories

and happy endings, help me weave

a message to say, **** it

what's a formal education preordained roles

a modern reicarnation of churches ancient

but remember, there's a glass ceiling

it's high, and defintely most certain

medigeek is dawkins to darwin, symbolically

degrees lead anywhere, even upper class

300 g a year, tons of ass

 

sorry to be vulgar, quoting verbatin

doesn't mean you agree with ascertations

 

the common statement, statistically, be safe

is all fine and well if

wait, a logic statement, im inserting

conlussion: safety if you follow routin

like b always follows a, logic

 

now remember what i said, simplification

is a tool of the ignorant, mediocre

and the question about the wind

i think it's all self determination

to an extent, were determined, partially

but your human, no ****ing statistic

 

your complex, not simple logic, arithmetic

i don't intend offense, apriori apologies

to medigeeks statistical assertation, how idiotic

prophecys annoying, self fulfilling propchies worse

 

challenge customs, challenge write and wrong

challenge yourself, you'll test your certainty

and become inordinately strong, hack metaphor:

black holes suck everything, no statistics

the anthromorophic equivelant of self certainty

so if you're into medigeeks ideology

think your a statistic, stop reading

 

i've already diverted the poems tendency

towards narcisstic self aggrandizement, short memory

remember? now this is inspiration encouragement

all that matters is the end

who remembers it all, we pretend

that's why im going to redirect

and ask you a question, personally

because everyone reading, is reading individually

so the form, gives the impression

of a personal question, neat eh?

 

to quote another member, in juxtaposition

future docs position, a simple ideology

but the most powerful technique, unconstestably

self belief, hard work, internal validity

pushing your limits constantly, greatnesses non-spontaneous

steve jobs, lebron james, aldous huxley

diverse fields, but question this, seriously

when they looked in the mirror

what do you believe they share

 

a tenacicity, hunger, disregard for convention

call them dreamers, they respond diligently

everyone who great, was a dreamer

remember, time flows linearly, logical fallacy

it is, under the previous assertation

that greatness precedes dreaming, clause violation

everyone on tv, singer, actress, whatever

realized at some point, the view

they wanted of glass ceiling, downward

looking at everyone caged by fear

societies potion, our valium, seek security

 

your just a statistic, lucks deterministic

this isn't just regarding great achievements

but life in generally, be fierce

so your autobiography i self satisfactory

it ends for everyone, diswasher, dentist

neither bike nor bmw, follows post-humonously

bmw's are great, but easily transceded

a bmw, wrapped in incredible memories

may seem similar, but truth contests

have u lived to ur potential

in whatever aspect of life aspired

have you taken the path unbroken

a caverlier, maverick, master of life

or slave to external self validity

everyone has the potential for greatness

whether experiences lived, or ambitions achieved

so throw out those silly initials

my bsc's in the garage, qualifications

i've worked hard enough, not asked

class never leads to world class

just another mundane one percenter, boring

so i challenge anyone, whose done

reading this initially narciisstic, indulgent procrastination

to rethink their limits in life

not just vocation, life 3 dimensional

not a line or math equation

 

sorry to pick on u medigeek

i'm dont intend mallice, however callous

your just easy, so i liberty

at times, even i feel lazy

chicks, ferraris, even motivations is simple

something from a tv commercial, seriously?

those are boring dreams, no wait

let me guess, big house, tv

statistically, you'll excuse me, inferentially, probabilistic

 

superbowl commercials, an entire social schema

wouldn't even be probalistic, stochastic, whatever

we've entered pure math, **** uncertainty

another robot, remember when in psychiatry

they used to do lobomoties, simplistic

the universes jewel, neocortex, snap

we've fixed you, it, sorry, shaddows

don't have souls, can't reduce complexity

i've repeated enough, it's now a

now wait for it, a motif

it's english thing, ignore, english's labile

unoriginal, cold, numbers aren't bold

statistic fear risk, bold tame it

with a future doc like ideology

the harder the effort, greater anomalies

when u get ur mc stats exam

remember, the answer, statistics only work

when u have large numbers, populations

that's why psych likes sample size

they want it high, statistical power

don't worry, research methods are hard

i won't go into linear regression

because even great doctors, true inspirations

that truly morph lives most extraodinarily

don't memorize, they're always par greatness

laziness buys cars, not peak moments

in which youre able, to give

hope to the hopeless, nothing compares

to the statement thank you, simple

from a person once in despair

dead by 22 they'd constantly declare

now they savor every breath, overwhelming

a car, initials, nothing can compare

what seemed like unsufferable dedication, metaphophizes

now you've given a gift unimaginable

and when you receive it, unfathomable

how powerful a simple statement, overwhelming

i don't remember the last time

that framed paper in my closet

brought such inexpressible ecstasy, yet humility

you did the giving, yet words

so powerful, you just feel unworthy

 

in anything u do, possibilites endless

u can change lives, invigored, inspired

after what felt like insufferable waste

unmatched dedication, mcmedicine or mcmiracles, seriously

miracles happen everyday, even the ordinary

are worthy of being among greats

known or unknown, the feelings unchanging

 

so now that this tangent well,

has become an entirely new thesis

 

the question is, will you drive

the wheel of your life, confidently

weave your own path, trust yourself

and not the opinions of statistics

you create your life, control logistics

 

so why come off assembly line

when you can be an original

youre designer, you take the pen

write the rhyme of your life

draw whatever you want, your free

colorful, classic, distinguished, it doesnt matter

as long as you make it

it's your life, your show, celebrate

don't settle for nike, diesel, labels

i mean, they make nice jeans

but seriously, was being bit metaphorical

make sure you never must worry

about seeing others, the same sneakers

simple thing in life, but profound

your favourite bag, or gown, rare

that'd be my guess, me, mine

t shirt from paris, one man

from design to production, how fun

i know that wherever i go

from paris to rome, or home

it's mine, an original, symbolic expression

of soul, that ill treasure forever

i got do the drawing myself

what an original shop, unbridled energy

like the novel u leave behind

a shirt from the shop, unignorable

a book you can't put down

like that one about wizards, witches

first stiched on paper tissue, seriously

paper was too expensive, surely now

we've all read or watched something

which arose from napkins, jk rowling

how did that happen, mustabeen lucky

cause devotion leaving writers without paper

that's just another statistic, an outlier

it was a matter of chance

her friends are all middle management

and she's writing on napkins, imagine

 

i don't have anything else, simplicity

sometimes endings are boring, seminal quotes

are usually in the middle, canonized

but if u read robert frost

u may think the few lines

about divergent paths, utterly boring, bland

thats the point, ur the interpreter

but unless u read the poem

and decide for urself, it's cliche

the line bout two paths, seriously

im writing bout being original, paradoxical

i used a cliche line, however

i've read the poem and sincerely

in my own opinion, however cliche

think that those lines are amazing

 

but even mixing old with new

leads to new ideas, michael tomasello

great psychologist, anthropologist, wrote about it

the cultural origins of human cognition

great stuff, quoting someone famous, blasphemy

self contradictory, maybe, except that personally

his ideas, can noam chomsky's crap

even neural networks with designer parts

combine to make originals, justa disclaimer

in case i get criticized as habitual

anti establishmentarian, contrarian, or even anarchist

 

that's chomsky, whose name most regonize

psych 101, linguistics, yup he's famous

some love him, some hate him

i find him boring and redunant

all talk, no action, ivory tower

see, u can make ur decisions

imagine criticizing him in a paper

the prof prob has his intials

tattooed on her ass, well whatever

i still wrote a sick paper

agree or not, gimme my a

it's risky, worth the wager, maybe

 

that's your choice, i'll leave everybody

with some random crap, snipped off

 

when i added and ended this

from some random midpoint, who knows

maybe it'll be an english fad

they're all random neways, **** capitalization

even semi-colons, thatsa radical notion

but everything standard, apa, mla, whatever

were just as arbitrary, as expectations

some guys random ideas, funny idea

is now the gold standard, unquestioned

life's funny, but who has attention

nhl finals start today, brain off

for rest of day, go LA :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

thinking out of the box creatively

naked, exposed from scienctific securities silly

system for student assesment, scantron's abcd

nope, i was left a great challenge

to answer questions certainly unlike abcd

not a hint of certainty, safety

papers back, a, b, c, d

who knows, those moments of uncertainty

are still fresh in mind, anxiety

but slowly, steadily, my mind eased

now pondering: a+, a, b, silly

i don't get b's writing anymore

i love the obscure, weave, freely

there are no rules, no certainty

mc seems scary now, wrong answers

my god, fate sealed, pancreatic cancer

no way out of this certainty

no cloud of nebulosity, ensured terminality

that's what i heard in undergrad

 

i wonder if this a pm101 word count record, good thing my blogs surreptitious, that ****s way too pernicious to not be anonymous, goodbye publication writes to more social commentary i cud prob sell just to stir up some controversy, oh well, what are the chances of that, probably low, little too much word play, to parlay, gotta dumb it down, sex it up, then well move some copies, like eminem sais he's gotta swear to sell songs, will smith can keep it clean, but eminems pretty clever, obscenity sells hes the decades number seller, and seriously, what do i look like, rage against the machine, im not that bright, i gotta go the manson way n throw in same naked chicks n sex scenes, sex and politics, now thats much more seductive, than inteligentsia social commentary which seems arrogant and esoteric, eminems got me on that, hes inborn skill, hell turn the same 20 words into an album, and ull be left in chills, maybe im full of ****, and conventional sex on controversary will make me rich, ****, marilyn manson promoted his band, before it even existed, for real, guess that's how it goes, im high class, ima whore, essentially both - basically im a pro (end random rant of my trailer trash pedigree (hint: matthew good song, highly recommended!)

 

i finished my taxes, procrastination over

probably same with that greek, homer

who the **** can write forever

except to avoid doing taxes, ****

at least im not an accountant

 

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there's a pm101 record, how rediculous

procrastination provocating productivity, with taxes, obvious

but hey, both are done, yay

like in undergrad, 10 hrs facebook

2 hrs studying, means u studied

i guess more volume than efficiency

whatever, job gets done, modus operandi

study everyday, im impressed, every semester

i crammed night before the test

worked i guess, studying, taxes, ick

rather have it all right away

like cough syrup, just gulp once

i can't fathom another way, seriously

discipline or disorder, means to end

whatever works, point a, point b

as long as you reach destination

then it's time to chill, celebrations!

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lol, i know, hear it everyday

i think classic life moment 4sure

i'm sitting on the legislature grounds

with this girl i eventually date

i blew her mind using popcans

to disprove poppers falsifiability theory, hilarious

imagine someone who's way more read

than i'll ever be, just like

holy ****, you're right, its bull****

that's not ontological at all, blush

i love the contrast of popcans

and this epic philosopher, karl popper

and then 2 minutes, some popcans

add wittgenstein, phenomenology, boom, fatal attraction

and thats a lot more fun

than any philosophy paper, thats certain

i think therefore i am, can't

shared experience imo much more fun :P

 

honestly though, i wouldnt read above

way too long, writing so fun

reading on the other, motivation done

 

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you know it's really humorous, coincidently

our posts actually happen to be

a toilet in 1917 revolutionized art.

like your prose of, deconstructivist, post-structuralist

and most importantly, post modern ambiguity

what's scary is when i bull****

what i say sounds so true,

when im honest, people are suspect

here's a link to historical art

me and you of course knew

the piece and the true inspiration

behind your post modernist literary creation

a toilet, art, that's truly powerful

for lack of something more elegant

duchamp **** on the canon, metaphorically

im sure this was your muse

for what seems like superficial bull****

after all, doesnt all post modernism?

criticize someone, and i cry constructivist

art and literature are not normative

meaning comes from the individual, invisible

from others eyes, staying forever unknown

if there's not right or wrong

or black and white, watch out

dont bring a one shot pistol

i've got my smith and weston

it fires bull****, like no other

and i fire like dirty harry

i never miss, if i do

you'll believe that last bullets there

remember, dirty harry is tricky, clever

by hook or crook, he wins

ethics, well, post modernism covers this ;)

 

In December 2004, Duchamp's Fountain was voted the most influential artwork of the 20th century by 500 selected British art world professionals.[14] The Independent noted in a February 2008 article that with this single work, Duchamp invented conceptual art and "severed forever the traditional link between the artist's labour and the merit of the work".[15]

Jerry Saltz wrote in The Village Voice in 2006:

Duchamp adamantly asserted that he wanted to "de-deify" the artist. The readymades provide a way around inflexible either-or aesthetic propositions. They represent a Copernican shift in art. Fountain is what's called an "acheropoietoi," [sic] an image not shaped by the hands of an artist. Fountain brings us into contact with an original that is still an original but that also exists in an altered philosophical and metaphysical state. It is a manifestation of the Kantian sublime: A work of art that transcends a form but that is also intelligible, an object that strikes down an idea while allowing it to spring up stronger.[3]

The prices for replicas, editions, or works that have some ephemeral trace of Duchamp reached its peak with the purchase of one of the eight 1964 replicas of "Fountain" for $1.7 million at Sotheby's in November 1999.[16]

 

it for real, its on wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)

 

look at that, im that good

i can even make describing unpleasantries

seem as if you're a genius

an artistic, deep, cultural, aficionado

and it's all entirely self consistent

personally, when you get to warhol

30 years later, pop art fever

has taken over, but being original

isn't an excuse to paint crapier

and charge more money, why train

learn to paint or draw well

being skilled mean you won't sell

draw a cartoon, call it pop

and you're a multi-millionaire, instantly

it's why branding marketing people laugh

imagine getting lowest marks in program

if it's a bachelors of design

don't worry, first year, six figures

the best students work at winners

he understood, design alone is common

4 years business experience, design knowledge

he's never touching adobe ever again

he just meets clients about branding

what they want in their "image"

the designers can be finicky, criticism

isn't something they take very lightly

my friend doesn't care, customer paying

so the customers getting their way

cush job, free travel, to socialize

 

how does relate you might ask

like me, my friends absolutely amazing

at this thing called professional bull****ting

it's an art, nuanced, classroom learning?

not a chance, cocktails and networking

socializing properly, actually is essential, ubiquitously

with no truth, measure of quality

objectivism in ranking creativity, or branding

companies pay companies like my friends

just to say they consulted someone

tie up blame, if advertising fails

hire an expert, ur not liable

in fact, you were being responsible

if it weren't for post modernism

he couldn't say whatever, even seductively

but now that tongues are free

company leaders feel safe, hire consultants

succeed, ur genius, fail, u consulted

the good responsible thing to do

see how it's a win win

just to give an impression publically

with no standards, i can consult

be the professional expert, my specialty

anything thats nebulous, hard to conveive

with lots of buzz words, jargon

pay on up, you've gotta consultation

fail, then blame my company immediately

we'll make up some unexpected factor

short memories mean that next quarter

we're still the company to see

we're the best, well, who knows

but we spends lots to project

 

now you're a luminary future prodigy

of the bull**** game, making money

for a sense of false security

 

REMEMBER! we owe this all, EVERYTHING!

to a world changing art toilet

with minor assistance of your insight

and metaphorical insinuation, to art revolution

everyone else thought you were joking

but i follwed you, you're smart!

 

see you on flip side, GP

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