Make A Six Word Story About Life

[Robin Hood]

You should write a book but

don't make it too long.

 

you know it's really humorous, coincidently

our posts actually happen to be

a toilet in 1917 revolutionized art.

like your prose of, deconstructivist, post-structuralist

and most importantly, post modern ambiguity

what's scary is when i bull****

what i say sounds so true,

when im honest, people are suspect

here's a link to historical art

me and you of course knew

the piece and the true inspiration

behind your post modernist literary creation

a toilet, art, that's truly powerful

for lack of something more elegant

duchamp **** on the canon, metaphorically

im sure this was your muse

for what seems like superficial bull****

after all, doesnt all post modernism?

criticize someone, and i cry constructivist

art and literature are not normative

meaning comes from the individual, invisible

from others eyes, staying forever unknown

if there's not right or wrong

or black and white, watch out

dont bring a one shot pistol

i've got my smith and weston

it fires bull****, like no other

and i fire like dirty harry

i never miss, if i do

you'll believe that last bullets there

remember, dirty harry is tricky, clever

by hook or crook, he wins

ethics, well, post modernism covers this

 

 

 

it for real, its on wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)

 

look at that, im that good

i can even make describing unpleasantries

seem as if you're a genius

an artistic, deep, cultural, aficionado

and it's all entirely self consistent

personally, when you get to warhol

30 years later, pop art fever

has taken over, but being original

isn't an excuse to paint crapier

and charge more money, why train

learn to paint or draw well

being skilled mean you won't sell

draw a cartoon, call it pop

and you're a multi-millionaire, instantly

it's why branding marketing people laugh

imagine getting lowest marks in program

if it's a bachelors of design

don't worry, first year, six figures

the best students work at winners

he understood, design alone is common

4 years business experience, design knowledge

he's never touching adobe ever again

he just meets clients about branding

what they want in their "image"

the designers can be finicky, criticism

isn't something they take very lightly

my friend doesn't care, customer paying

so the customers getting their way

cush job, free travel, to socialize

 

how does relate you might ask

like me, my friends absolutely amazing

at this thing called professional bull****ting

it's an art, nuanced, classroom learning?

not a chance, cocktails and networking

socializing properly, actually is essential, ubiquitously

with no truth, measure of quality

objectivism in ranking creativity, or branding

companies pay companies like my friends

just to say they consulted someone

tie up blame, if advertising fails

hire an expert, ur not liable

in fact, you were being responsible

if it weren't for post modernism

he couldn't say whatever, even seductively

but now that tongues are free

company leaders feel safe, hire consultants

succeed, ur genius, fail, u consulted

the good responsible thing to do

see how it's a win win

just to give an impression publically

with no standards, i can consult

be the professional expert, my specialty

anything thats nebulous, hard to conveive

with lots of buzz words, jargon

pay on up, you've gotta consultation

fail, then blame my company immediately

we'll make up some unexpected factor

short memories mean that next quarter

we're still the company to see

we're the best, well, who knows

but we spends lots to project

 

now you're a luminary future prodigy

of the bull**** game, making money

for a sense of false security

 

REMEMBER! we owe this all, EVERYTHING!

to a world changing art toilet

with minor assistance of your insight

and metaphorical insinuation, to art revolution

everyone else thought you were joking

but i follwed you, you're smart!

 

see you on flip side, GP

[future_doc]

How can you discuss the length?

 

Everybody has gone on strike here.

 

Birdy is about to come through!

[Birdy]

So I am, as I'm bored.

Made my schedule for next year.

No early morning lectures or tutorials!

Much review time during the day,

Homework time Tuesday and Thursday afternoons.

Crazy, only 15 lecture hours weekly,

And only 6-10 hours in labs,

One lab is every other week.

Which means Wednesday afternoons are free!

Max of 25 hours a week,

In labs or lectures or tutorials.

Compared to working 60+ hours weekly,

This is nothing, even with studying.

I'll actually enjoy classes and labs,

At least more than tech support!

[future_doc]

You accomplished the norm - with benefits.

Your kids will be X Factor.

You'll handle it all for sure.

Enjoy your new and exciting life.

 

I knew you would come through.

[Birdy]

12 hours kid free study time,

During the week, between my classes.

Their bedtime is 8pm, mine 11,

Another 21 hours weekly for studying.

Total of 33 study hours weekly.

I don't have a social life,

So that makes this all easier!

I also absorb material extremely quickly,

And have an absolutely superb memory,

And analytical thinking skills, which help.

Only three more months to school!

[future_doc]

May The Force Be With You!

[Birdy]

I prefer Star Trek, my friend!

[future_doc]

Whatever tweeks your beak, our Birdy!

[future_doc]

I prefer Star Trek, my friend!

 

Where is Captain Kirk then Birdy?

[Birdy]

Where is Captain Kirk then Birdy?

 

Stuck in the nexus, living dreams!

[future_doc]

Actually he was born in Montreal.

 

Queen's Diamond Jubilee is smashing success.

 

Time for sea bath and swim.

 

Tesla is back. I'm enjoying Caribbean.

[Birdy]

Yay for beautiful sand and sun!

[future_doc]

Nothing like R&R in the Caribbean!

But cannot always be in sun.

[Birdy]

I know the feeling very well.

My skin has only two settings.

Pale as death, red as lobster.

[future_doc]

20minutes sun Caribbean = 5hours in Miami.

So you need to be carful,

for immediate reasons and cancer prevention.

[Birdy]

I am always careful with sun,

Perhaps more than a little paranoid.

Won't be vacationing down south myself!

Although my mother does every year.

[future_doc]

Best to swim before sun out.

Windsurf somewhat covered in the sun,

and jog daily just before sundown.

[Birdy]

I'll stick to vacations up north,

Or in Europe in the spring.

I live surrounded by beautiful beaches,

No need to go anywhere else.

[future_doc]

PEI has its own natural beauty.

(even if the water is cold)

[Birdy]

True, but it wakes you up!

 

And our lobster can't be beat.

[future_doc]

Very true - and those mussels too!

[Birdy]

My son absolutely loves his mussels.

But the smell makes me gag!

[Tesla]

f_d...Working EVEN while vacationing abroad!

[future_doc]

hot sun is too hot now

[obi]

New macbook pro, New macbook pro.