proton Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I've heard some hilariously bad first date stories. What's yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrogirl Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 The whole thing is a very long story (plus people know who I am on here in real life and would be able to figure out who the guy is), but let's just say that at one point we had to pull over the car so he could pee in ocean (this is after a whole evening full of epic failures at romance), and then he tried to hold my hand with his nasty pee hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted July 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 ^LOL I can't even...I can't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Was this thread inspired by 99.9 ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted July 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 hmm? 10char Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehumanmacbook Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I made out with the wrong girl in the movie theatre. That happens sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_whiz Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I made out with the wrong girl in the movie theatre. That happens sometimes. hahhahaha do tell more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehumanmacbook Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 hahhahaha do tell more My date's friend was sitting on my left....I came back from getting popcorn and the previews already started...they somehow switched and yeah...held hands and made out with the wrong girl. Not one of my better moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted July 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 and the friend didn't stop you?! sounds like a great friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehumanmacbook Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 and the friend didn't stop you?! sounds like a great friend... LOL I'm actually not too sure whether or not she ever told her... Now I double check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanMaverick Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 My date's friend was sitting on my left....I came back from getting popcorn and the previews already started...they somehow switched and yeah...held hands and made out with the wrong girl. One of my better moments. Fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Fixed that for you. +1 10 char Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 ~15 minutes into a first date, the guy started talking about me meeting/having dinner with his parents the next day. Basically, within an hour he had planned our entire future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igeorgex Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 this was pretty recent... 10 minutes in, he tells me he's recently suffered amnesia and doesn't really remember the last year/things he likes to do/who his friends are/etc... suffice it to say the conversation wasn't the greatest. a lot of "I don't know" and silence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerena Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I know this is long and is definitely going to make me sound like a spoiled princess, but I don't care. Go ahead and laugh at my expense My boyfriend had tried to book reservations at our favourite restaurant for our 1 year anniversary, but this was not possible due to a private reception that was going on that night. Instead, he booked a reservation at an Italian restaurant in town but he didn't tell me about the restaurant change. On our anniversary night, he drove past our favourite restaurant and told me we were actually going to go to another restaurant instead which kinda broke my heart. "Bu-bu-but what about our restaurant?!" I said with a worried expression. No answer. I did not find his little joke to be funny. At all. So we both went to the Italian restaurant that night very dressed up. He told the waitress we had a reservation and she immediately responded hastily with, "We're understaffed!! It's gonna be a slow night." Already a bad start. The restaurant was so noisy, and way overcrowded. For those of you who don't already know this I am agoraphobic. I easily get freaked out in large crowds so eating at this restaurant made me terrified. To say I was put off by this place is an understatement. The restaurant's interior was unbelievable. We were positioned in a long, narrow bench table literally beside another couple. I was much closer to the middle aged man beside me than I was to my boyfriend. Yeah. Oh... and there was live "entertainment" that night. I'm sure Simon Cowell would have a few witty remarks about how bad it was such as "My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't." Or something else along those lines. It was a god damn hot mess. We waited at least 10 minutes for our menus. And during those 10 minutes I did not look up from my seat at all which made for a very awkward menu wait. Now, I'll be clear about this. I would not look up because I felt absolutely dreadful. I was panicked due to the noise, my ears were about to bleed due to the screeching woman on stage, and nothing on the menu looked appetizing at all. I feel so bad for my boyfriend because he told me later on he did not know what to do. He asked me, "Does anything look good on the menu?" Complete silence on my part. Looking back, I think I was a bit resentful about the fact that he had made a joke to me about going to our favourite restaurant and then bringing me to eat in a hell hole. Also, looking back I realize it was not his fault. My boyfriend, who could tell I was not having a good time asked me, "Do you want to leave?" Finally something I wanted to hear! I nodded, got my belongings, and bolted out the door in heels. Just to prove to me that our fav restaurant was booked he took us there and the waitress confirmed that the place was booked. My boyfriend told me, "See? I told you I tried." Luckily there was a restaurant right beside it that we both liked and we ended up going there for the night. From the minute we walked I was happy. We had a great time there. He had saved our anniversary (and, as he says, possibly our relationship). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleeping_sickness Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 worst date ever: took a girl to go see a movie. my phone rang as we were getting out of the car. I was completely distracted and locked the keys in the car with the car still running. Still embarrassed about it til this day and I'm paranoid about making sure I've got the keys before I lock the doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanMaverick Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Haha, I like that one ParaD. My worst story involves a girl I didn't know very well, but asked her out to dinner to the Keg in Vancouver. I get there and quickly realize she's decided to make it a double date with one of her girlfriends and the girls boyfriend. Me and the guy are both on one side of the table, the girls on the other. The acoustics weren't great so it was pretty tough to even talk to my girl (who I barely knew). Then things got worse when the other couple started getting into a big argument, his girl started flirting with me, and the other guy and other girl both decided she was going to sleep with me that night (I believe there might have been some problems in that relationship). So after a dinner of being pretty quiet and not getting to know my girl anymore then I had previously, I pay our bill and am thankful the night is over. We both had to skytrain home and she asks me to walk with her there. We make some small talk, and then on the skytrain my stop was first so as it came close I said an awkward goodbye and was ready to get off until she grabbed me and said "wait, aren't you coming back to my place to hang out for a bit?". I guess you could say that's where I made my first mistake, but I decided it couldn't be THAT bad. Anyways we get to her place and play some wii for a bit, then she decides we should go to bed together. I thought the night had just taken a turn for the better, but how wrong I was. Now this girl was pretty dolled up at the restaurant, but then she popped into the bathroom and when she came out she looked 100% different - I seriously questioned whether she had swapped places with some other girl in there. I guess as ParaD might say, my attraction for her did not quickly convalesce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronjw Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Rofl! But, wii? Kids play video games with their dates these days? Haha, I like that one ParaD. My worst story involves a girl I didn't know very well, but asked her out to dinner to the Keg in Vancouver. I get there and quickly realize she's decided to make it a double date with one of her girlfriends and the girls boyfriend. Me and the guy are both on one side of the table, the girls on the other. The acoustics weren't great so it was pretty tough to even talk to my girl (who I barely knew). Then things got worse when the other couple started getting into a big argument, his girl started flirting with me, and the other guy and other girl both decided she was going to sleep with me that night (I believe there might have been some problems in that relationship). So after a dinner of being pretty quiet and not getting to know my girl anymore then I had previously, I pay our bill and am thankful the night is over. We both had to skytrain home and she asks me to walk with her there. We make some small talk, and then on the skytrain my stop was first so as it came close I said an awkward goodbye and was ready to get off until she grabbed me and said "wait, aren't you coming back to my place to hang out for a bit?". I guess you could say that's where I made my first mistake, but I decided it couldn't be THAT bad. Anyways we get to her place and play some wii for a bit, then she decides we should go to bed together. I thought the night had just taken a turn for the better, but how wrong I was. Now this girl was pretty dolled up at the restaurant, but then she popped into the bathroom and when she came out she looked 100% different - I seriously questioned whether she had swapped places with some other girl in there. I guess as ParaD might say, my attraction for her did not quickly convalesce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1b1 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 The whole thing is a very long story (plus people know who I am on here in real life and would be able to figure out who the guy is), but let's just say that at one point we had to pull over the car so he could pee in ocean (this is after a whole evening full of epic failures at romance), and then he tried to hold my hand with his nasty pee hand. this just made my day loll thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curi0user Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Haha, I like that one ParaD. My worst story involves a girl I didn't know very well, but asked her out to dinner to the Keg in Vancouver. I get there and quickly realize she's decided to make it a double date with one of her girlfriends and the girls boyfriend. Me and the guy are both on one side of the table, the girls on the other. The acoustics weren't great so it was pretty tough to even talk to my girl (who I barely knew). Then things got worse when the other couple started getting into a big argument, his girl started flirting with me, and the other guy and other girl both decided she was going to sleep with me that night (I believe there might have been some problems in that relationship). So after a dinner of being pretty quiet and not getting to know my girl anymore then I had previously, I pay our bill and am thankful the night is over. We both had to skytrain home and she asks me to walk with her there. We make some small talk, and then on the skytrain my stop was first so as it came close I said an awkward goodbye and was ready to get off until she grabbed me and said "wait, aren't you coming back to my place to hang out for a bit?". I guess you could say that's where I made my first mistake, but I decided it couldn't be THAT bad. Anyways we get to her place and play some wii for a bit, then she decides we should go to bed together. I thought the night had just taken a turn for the better, but how wrong I was. Now this girl was pretty dolled up at the restaurant, but then she popped into the bathroom and when she came out she looked 100% different - I seriously questioned whether she had swapped places with some other girl in there. I guess as ParaD might say, my attraction for her did not quickly convalesce. 10 bucks says you still went through with it though, hahah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apache Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 i went on a date with a girl to a goth night club, proceeded to make out with her friend on the dance floor, happen to have my hand go down her pants during some heavy kissing (the friend), we ended up dating (the non making out and kissing girl) for almost 3 years... the fact that that kind of thing was kosher should have led me on that this girl was a bit crazy... but after all, she (3 years) did make out with the friend (dancefloor) the day earlier at the friends house, so i assumed it was an open relationship type date...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantheraonca Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 this is hilarious. mine happened not too long ago... with this guy that i was pretty interested in. we went to the movies, and he pretty much looked straight ahead and didnt talk to me the whole time, except to try to hold my hand once...his hand was suuper sweaty and he immediately made a spastic motion yanked it away when he realized this.. anyway, we went to a diner after the movie and he was pretty much reallyy nervous the whole time, which is fine/cute sometimes, but he actually could not even carry out a conversation.. kept replying with 1 - 2 word answers. im pretty chatty, but i actually prefer to not have a conversation with myself when im on a date. anyway, i left early because it was clearly going nowhere.. disaster.. 2 weeks later, he asked my friend to ask me out again for him, and asked if she would come as well so he wouldnt get so nervous/it wouldnt be so awkward....fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curi0user Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 this is hilarious. mine happened not too long ago... with this guy that i was pretty interested in. we went to the movies, and he pretty much looked straight ahead and didnt talk to me the whole time, except to try to hold my hand once...his hand was suuper sweaty and he immediately made a spastic motion yanked it away when he realized this.. anyway, we went to a diner after the movie and he was pretty much reallyy nervous the whole time, which is fine/cute sometimes, but he actually could not even carry out a conversation.. kept replying with 1 - 2 word answers. im pretty chatty, but i actually prefer to not have a conversation with myself when im on a date. anyway, i left early because it was clearly going nowhere.. disaster.. 2 weeks later, he asked my friend to ask me out again for him, and asked if she would come as well so he wouldnt get so nervous/it wouldnt be so awkward....fail. Awwwww thats actually so sad <//3 poor guuuuuyyyyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanMaverick Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 10 bucks says you still went through with it though, hahah. I'd like to plead the 5th. agree 100 percent, lot's of doctors have weird fetishes/habits and what not... they don't go around video's of them on the internet... i wonder if a doc had previously stared in porn tho, where does that fit in? that doesn't necessarily make you a harm to individuals, or make you any less of a capable physician... i know a couple people who do porn, and surprisingly they're uber normal people who buy groceries, go skiing etc.? to me this may be a constitutional violation of their rights to revoke a license for a previous action if it could be shown that it wasn't harmful to their practice? i wonder... ahh north america, where if you're a professional you're not allowed to be human Word. You get drunk at ONE party and run around with a lampshade on your head and suddenly people are saying "and now you're gonna be a doctor?!?". Just kidding...sorta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apache Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 seriously though, once you're seeing patients social media is like public enemy number one, it may not be right, but in north america a lot of people still have this image of their doctor being a librarian type with a dog wife and two kids... believe it or not there are nip/tuck-type doctors around... lol Word. You get drunk at ONE party and run around with a lampshade on your head and suddenly people are saying "and now you're gonna be a doctor?!?". Just kidding...sorta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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