The Law Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 LOL... this thread has become a p101 classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mei_Mei_girl Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I think its pretty cool how one's person's ingenious actions can have such a huge impact on so many people! What would we do without you Ian!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisball80 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ian Wong Undergrad: UBC GPA: 4.00 Area of Study: Biological Sciences MCAT: 45 ECs: Former Tennis Champion of the world WHO President Former President of Canada Novel Prize for Biomedical sciences Publications about 35 journals in Nature and Science Funded the country United States of America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 novel prize lol this thread is epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octavius Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 One month after Ian Wong's admissions interview, the admissions committee received their notice of rejection. Ian Wong later proceeded to file a lawsuit against the Canadian Medical Association for fraudulent and defamatory use of his childhood nickname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ian Wong's brain produces enough energy to solve the US energy crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninjaface Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ian Wong got a full scholarship to every med school in North America. Then he delivered himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted March 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Then he delivered himself. You mean from his pregnant mother's womb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THX Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ian Wong has a large penis, for an Asian. Reference Mr Law . 2008 . "How Ian's Wang Changed My Life" . Nature 55(12):10-76 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochi1543 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ian Wong has a large penis, for an Asian. Reference Mr Law . 2008 . "How Ian's Wang Changed My Life" . Nature 55(12):10-76 HA! HA! HA! Oh boy, where's Law?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I just read this in the library, which was not such a good idea since the people around me are giving me dirty looks for laughing at my computer screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Oh dear. Nature was so glad to be the ones to publish that gem. Ian Wong seduced the Princess Zelda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisball80 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ian Wong owns other porn websites too. I am very sure about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninjaface Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 You mean from his pregnant mother's womb? Hell's yes! And he was made Dean of the Universe before he'd finished cutting the umbilical cord. And I guess the fact the conception was immaculate goes without saying, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisball80 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 March, 2009 RCMP have been asked to initiate a public investigation into complaints of high virginity and unlawful confinement against premed101 in March 2009. The investigation was recommended by the Ian Wong, who is the funder of premed 101. Ian Wong suggested that high virginity can be a serious issue in our premed education. The RCMP commissioner supported the recommendation and will ask the commanding officer of "K" division to initiate the investigation. "High Virginity in our society today is a serious cause of our mental problems. We have to find our those premeds who are virgins and find a partner for them. Medical schools require the applicants to be mature enough" said Ian Wong, who made the complaints "On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord. On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics." The investigation will hold from March 17th to Apirl 20th through a secret investigation in cooperation with U.S Homeland of Security, Government of Canada, B.C ministry of Education department of health education, RCMP. It is estimated that 2000 people will be identified as virgins from premed 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMmd Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 lol too much time on your hands... you know you can use your hands to do other things too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochi1543 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 lol too much time on your hands... you know you can use your hands to do other things too Trust Ahmed. He's an expert on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisball80 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 lol too much time on your hands... you know you can use your hands to do other things too I got this stupid flu for 3 days. Can't concentrate on study Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supafield Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Question, can Ian Wong create a virus so deadly that Ian Wong himself would die from it? On another note, sorry to say tennisball, the flu shot is a sham. The real version is called a Wong Shot and is thought to prevent/cure all known versions of the flu, hiv/aids, and economic recessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supafield Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Also, there was a wong sighting yesterday in the primary care residencies forum.... he lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Question, can Ian Wong create a virus so deadly that Ian Wong himself would die from it? Ian Wong can do ANYTHING!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame219 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 We should make this a sticky for its sheer awesomeness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted March 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 lol too much time on your hands... you know you can use your hands to do other things too indeed, i need both my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisball80 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Lord Ian Wong, please forgive me for the rudeness. But please remove the disease from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedsMyDream Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Whatever it is, I think it's safe to say that everyone of us should thank Ian Wong for this awesome site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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