The Law Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081211.wladvice11/BNStory/lifeFamily/home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip_138 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081211.wladvice11/BNStory/lifeFamily/home A post from the comments section of the article: "Pamphleteer . from Canada writes: 'If you like a girl, comb your hair and don't wear sweats. You don't have to try too hard, but just try to look kind of clean.' -- This is just going too far. I may comb my hair and I may not wear sweats, but I'll be damned if I do both." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skvangs Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Jeez! whats wrong with kids these days? i swear its all those hormones they are putting in the meat! this guy should be playing basketball during recess without a care in the world! i am glad i am not a nine year old in today's world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnie Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 What's up with that little sack of $hit? I didn't know what a girl was in Grade 3 and he's giving advice on how to pick one up! Maybe I'm over-reacting, but I really want to beat the snot out of him. There's a complete loss of innocence going down these days. Call me old fashioned but I think its disgusting, indecent and just plain wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bg-premed-bg Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 BAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-0 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her ***Our prof told us this in first year*** Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The cop asks "do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I can tell you exactly where I am" Also, anything by Demetri Martin.... including this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Law Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Let's resurrect this thread. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/100115/koddities/eu_odd_russia_porn_in_the_city I'm moving to Moscow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Let's resurrect this thread. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/100115/koddities/eu_odd_russia_porn_in_the_city I'm moving to Moscow. LOL! There aren't many billboard in Toronto. We'll have to settle with Virgin Mobile's latest ads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orange123 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I just read this entire thread. From start to finish.. Yeesh!! Talk about maximum procrastination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I just read this entire thread. From start to finish.. Yeesh!! Talk about maximum procrastination. I read up to page 7 and then couldn't take it anymore. Law, your sense of humor two years back is...disturbing. LOL:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I was going to read the whole thread and looked at the number of pages and went "holy crap... it'll have to wait for a night where I REALLY want to procrastinate..." So instead I decided to contribute. Insult of the day: "If we were ions, and electrons were intelligence... you'd be H+" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8-xiHu0zaY&feature=popular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_2020 Posted January 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day. The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. As he strapped the doctor to the guillotine, the executioner asked, "Head up or head down?" "Head up," said the doctor. "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised the axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped barely an inch above the doctor's neck. Well, the law stated that if an execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the doctor was set free. Then the chemist was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or head down?" said the executioner. "Head up." "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised his axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped an inch above the chemist's neck. Well, the law stated that if the execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the chemist was set free. Finally the engineer was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or head down?" "Head up." "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised his axe, but before he could cut the rope, the engineer yelled out: "WAIT! I see what the problem is!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day. The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. As he strapped the doctor to the guillotine, the executioner asked, "Head up or head down?" "Head up," said the doctor. "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised the axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped barely an inch above the doctor's neck. Well, the law stated that if an execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the doctor was set free. Then the chemist was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or head down?" said the executioner. "Head up." "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised his axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped an inch above the chemist's neck. Well, the law stated that if the execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the chemist was set free. Finally the engineer was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or head down?" "Head up." "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised his axe, but before he could cut the rope, the engineer yelled out: "WAIT! I see what the problem is!" Haha, clever. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Law Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/user/cougarlife?v=pw7NZ3Z49-Y&feature=pyv&ad=4746618163&kw=cougar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932078 I would mos def go wayne brady on that b|tch if that were my beta key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Starling Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 haha, I love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 For all my biochemistry nerds, here's a cute one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lactic Folly Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 "The Aortic Valve Song - A short video illustrating the cardiac cycle put to music" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I feel, like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace. To the land of the blueberries. And we ate unions, mushrooms, and sometimes we get... and he flies me around and I hang on to the unicorn. And we float away to the land of the... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandanstan Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Warning: There is a lot of cussing in this. But the hilarity of it makes up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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