Friday Funnies ....

[Comeon]

RESURRECTION

 

(since there are only 2 Fridays before d-day)

[HBP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

[misskris]

Why don't anteaters get sick?

 

Cause they're full of anty-bodies!

[slikz]

Screen capture from our ER patient list today. I think I know what the triage nurse means, but it's still funny.

 

haha.

Very funny!

[tooty]

Badass of the week:

 

[orange123]

 

explanation s'il vous plait.

[thatonekid]

Why don't anteaters get sick?

 

Cause they're full of anty-bodies!

Aw, that was a cute joke.

[Paradocs]

Pathologist on the stand: The patient was dead when I got there.

Lawyer: How did you know? Did you check to see if the patient had a pulse?

Pathologist on the stand: No.

Lawyer: Did you check to see if the patient was breathing?

Pathologist on the stand: No.

Lawyer: Then how did you know that the patient was dead?

Pathologist on the stand: Well his brain was sitting on my desk but I guess he could have been practicing law somewhere...

[medmiscer]

(Don't know if this has been said yet in this thread)

 

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

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For drizzle

[ShoeLickMeds]

[StringerBell]

 

lame as ****/10

[coooooookiemonster]

Part 1:

 

Part 2:

 

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

A carrot!