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HE : Can I have your name?

SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

 

HE : Shall we go see a movie?

SHE : I've already seen it.

 

HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE : Hiding from you.

 

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

 

HE : Is this seat empty?

SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

HE : So, what do you do for a living?

SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

 

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Can I buy you a drink?

SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

 

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like

yours.

 

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

 

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE : I must've been given your share.

 

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

 

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.

SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

 

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

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HE : Can I have your name?

SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

 

HE : Shall we go see a movie?

SHE : I've already seen it.

 

HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE : Hiding from you.

 

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

 

HE : Is this seat empty?

SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

HE : So, what do you do for a living?

SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

 

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Can I buy you a drink?

SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

 

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like

yours.

 

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

 

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE : I must've been given your share.

 

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

 

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.

SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

 

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

 

so I assume HE is Law and SHE is avenir? :D

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HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like

yours.

 

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

 

aahahahahahaha :D

 

so I assume HE is Law and SHE is avenir? :D

 

yayy ahmed u broke ur silence <3

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Neutron in a Bar

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

 

He gulps it down, and asks the proton bartender, "How much do I owe you?".

 

The proton bartender answers, "For you, no charge"!

 

The neutron asks, "are you sure?!"

 

The proton bartender says "yep! I'm positive!"

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Here's an awesome site of funny convo's overheard in random places

 

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/pages/mostpopular.html

 

here's a taste

 

M.D. #1: Hey, look! They named their kid Babygirl!

M.D. #2: No way, that's hilarious!

Janitor: Actually, it just means they haven't named their child yet and that it's a baby girl.

M.D. #1: Are you a doctor?

M.D. #2: I bet he's not even a doctor.

Janitor: [walks away]

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