Kuantum Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 classic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solocup Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states... LOL ahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Damn! Those are pretty funnny! If this thread keeps escalating, I might be tempted to post some stuff. nice one for the post Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Haha. Law actually posts something funny. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzie Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 oh I remmber these from grade 12. once you pop, you can't stop! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Oh how I now will begin to look forward to friday funnies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_2020 Posted July 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 To The Law ...... brilliant! That was funny ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_2020 Posted July 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states... ha ha ha .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 bump bump bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 We need to sticky this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_2020 Posted September 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 This is worth having a 10 minute break ... Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Lol, omg so funnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzie Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 that guy's amusing. freaky but amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMmd Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 HE : Can I have your name?SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. so I assume HE is Law and SHE is avenir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avenir001 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. aahahahahahaha so I assume HE is Law and SHE is avenir? yayy ahmed u broke ur silence <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Neutron in a Bar=============== A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He gulps it down, and asks the proton bartender, "How much do I owe you?". The proton bartender answers, "For you, no charge"! The neutron asks, "are you sure?!" The proton bartender says "yep! I'm positive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip_138 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Here's an awesome site of funny convo's overheard in random places http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/pages/mostpopular.html here's a taste M.D. #1: Hey, look! They named their kid Babygirl! M.D. #2: No way, that's hilarious! Janitor: Actually, it just means they haven't named their child yet and that it's a baby girl. M.D. #1: Are you a doctor? M.D. #2: I bet he's not even a doctor. Janitor: [walks away] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/ Girl: (to the guy beside her) Ummm... What's it mean to be "right-wing"? Guy: To be conservative. Girl: Oh... What's "conservative"? Guy: (joking) You're conservative! Girl: Ohh... Wait... Does that mean slutty?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avenir001 Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 your creeper status has just been elevated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 rawr lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Law Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 *le eyeroll vippy's momma* Law is in blue, Vippy green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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