The Law Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Let's not start the lightbulb jokes, Paule. (It's likely that I know more than you. ) Lightbulb jokes! Lightbulb jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Lightbulb jokes! Lightbulb jokes! They're not funny though. I didn't understand the one for my school. There is was site that had funny ones like. What do you get when you drive through Brock University.... Answer: A degree. HAHAHA!!!! No offence to anyone who goes to Brock U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Does anyone remember Brock from Pokemon. What was Pewter City gym leader. Lol. Brock = rock, his speciality. Lol. I can't believe I remember this like over 5 years ago. Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzie Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Does anyone remember Brock from Pokemon. What was Pewter City gym leader. Lol. Brock = rock, his speciality. Lol. I can't believe I remember this like over 5 years ago. Hahaha. 5 yrs ago? that's nothing. I can go as far back as Power Rangers. The original one. Kimberly-Pink Tommy-Green Jayson-Red Zack-Black Trini-Yellow Billy-Blue sad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMmd Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 5 yrs ago? that's nothing. I can go as far back as Power Rangers. The original one. Kimberly-Pink Tommy-Green Jayson-Red Zack-Black Trini-Yellow Billy-Blue sad... lol its not jayson, its jason! i loooooove Power ranger... go go power rangers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzie Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 lol its not jayson, its jason!i loooooove Power ranger... go go power rangers.... I knew there was something wrong! but hey i remember the guy who played jason. Austin St John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMmd Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 I knew there was something wrong!but hey i remember the guy who played jason. Austin St John. sadly me too oh did you know the asian girl died in a car accident... she wasnt wearing a seatbelt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzie Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 sadly me too oh did you know the asian girl died in a car accident... she wasnt wearing a seatbelt... Thuy Trang? yeah I heard about that:(. She was my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Yeah, Trini. I like the black ranger and blue guy too. Pretty much I like everyone except the red and green ranger...the pink ranger really bothered me too, the the jason and tommy really got to me. I hated that fighting/ breathing sound tommy made "Seet-yooy" Agh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_2020 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Q: Did you hear about the three men that hijacked a truck full of Viagra? A: The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 My favourite was the green//white//gold ranger hahaha Edit: Had to get a say in the power rangers discussion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Nice one dr. 2020. It's FRIDAY! Anymore friday joes? The only one I can think of right now is: Why was 6 afriad of 7? Cause 7(,) 8 (ate)(,) 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Q: Did you hear about the three men that hijacked a truck full of Viagra?A: The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals. man, thats dirty I know a few dirty/offensive jokes but theyre too dirty for this forum. thanks for sharing tho man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 man, thats dirty I know a few dirty/offensive jokes but theyre too dirty for this forum. thanks for sharing tho man. I wanna hear them. PM me or something. Don't tell me though unless they're actually funny. Lol. Had enough of the "WEBD" thread? Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 just sent you a couple unknown. you can post them here if you think theyre ok. maybe i just dont like to cause a ruckus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 heres one thats long, but not offensive. or medically relevant. Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 heres one thats long, but not offensive. or medically relevant.Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors. Lol! Thanks for the PM. Definetly the airplane one was really funny more so IMO than the last one, which was also funny. Hmm...I agree DON'T post them on the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 This isnt really a joke, but i thought it was funny when I first read it.... All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is hxxp://www.whorepresents.com 2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at hxxp://www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at hxxp://www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at hxxp://www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, hxxp://www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, hxxp://www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always hxxp://www.ipanywhere.com 8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is hxxp://www.cummingfirst.com 9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, hxxp://www.speedofart.com I died after reading #6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avenir001 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 ^ aaahahhahahaha those are hilarious pen island and the rapist finder lmaoooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superking25 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 This isnt really a joke, but i thought it was funny when I first read it....All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is hxxp://www.whorepresents.com 2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at hxxp://www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at hxxp://www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at hxxp://www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, hxxp://www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, hxxp://www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always hxxp://www.ipanywhere.com 8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is hxxp://www.cummingfirst.com 9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, hxxp://www.speedofart.com I died after reading #6. I don't know about the rest of them, but Pen Island is a joke website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 This isnt really a joke, but i thought it was funny when I first read it....All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is hxxp://www.whorepresents.com 2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at hxxp://www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at hxxp://www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at hxxp://www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, hxxp://www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, hxxp://www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always hxxp://www.ipanywhere.com 8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is hxxp://www.cummingfirst.com 9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, hxxp://www.speedofart.com I died after reading #6. I love this thread, great post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 Don't know if anyone will like this one, but its my attempt at something almost medically related.... A woman in childlabor comes into the doctors office. The doc puts her on a gurny rightaway, and she starts pushing and puffing.. Nurse comes with hot waters and towels, the works. When the baby's out, the doc holds it up for her to see, and then smacks it against the wall. He picks it up, kicks it to the nurse who drops it, throws it, and it bounces off the ceiling-fan towards the doctor. He starts dribbling with it, and passes it back to the nurse before she dunks it in the trashbin. The woman has been looking at this in shock, and finally breaks out in frantic screaming: "stop! STOP! My god! What are you doing!? Please stop! What are you doing!? My Baby!". Doc says: "Tehee, April fool's, it was stillborn!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 ... uhhhhhhh, i dont know how anyone could find that even remotely funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superking25 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 ... uhhhhhhh, i dont know how anyone could find that even remotely funny Ugh, you're such a pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 This isnt really a joke, but i thought it was funny when I first read it....All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is hxxp://www.whorepresents.com 2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at hxxp://www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at hxxp://www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at hxxp://www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, hxxp://www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, hxxp://www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always hxxp://www.ipanywhere.com 8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is hxxp://www.cummingfirst.com 9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, hxxp://www.speedofart.com I died after reading #6. Lol. After number 4 I take a break and stop looking at the computer screen to calm myself down from laughing before I read the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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