dr_2020 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Neutron in a Bar =============== A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He gulps it down, and asks the bartender, "How much do I owe you?". The bartender answers, "For you, no charge"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie1234 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 the hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost__in__space Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 not going to lie....this joke is SO OLD!!!!!! let's get something fresher on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDragoonX Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 removed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochi1543 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Omigod, people.....lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeDoc Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 The oldest, absolutely most oldest joke ever... I wish I was DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes. Orrr I wish I was your second derivative so I could explore your concavities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clkt Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9180512665135657036 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochi1543 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 I wish I was your second derivative so I could explore your concavities. Baby, I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves. I'm actually in a group by that name on Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeDoc Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Baby, I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves. I'm actually in a group by that name on Facebook. Ahahaha, You can lie tangent to my curves all night Jochi. What's the point of us having these interlocking bodies if we aren't going to make good use of them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost__in__space Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 one i saw on a tshirt: "you're either part of the solution, or part of the precipitate!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darla Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Told to me by a 4 year old-who was giggling so hard she barely got it out... what do chickens who lay square eggs have? sore butts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviathan Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 one i saw on a tshirt: "you're either part of the solution, or part of the precipitate!" toothpastefordinner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost__in__space Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 why did the old skeleton go to the grocery? to pick up some spare ribs........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochi1543 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Told to me by a 4 year old-who was giggling so hard she barely got it out... what do chickens who lay square eggs have? sore butts Hahahah, you bet. You know what Jochi1543 who goes to a really really hard step class has? A sore butt!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaymcee Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with! No BODY! Body? Nobody? Eh? Eh? Is this thing on? So a lawyer, priest, and a rabbi are on a plane filled with children when—all of a sudden—the plane starts careening down, entirely out of control. And—wouldn't you know it—there are only three parachutes. The three gentlemen grab their parachutes, and the rabbi asks, "What about the children?" "**** the children!" said the lawyer. Then the priest asked, "Is there time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a41 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Here's one of my fav. engineer jokes: There are three people in a room, an engineer, mathematician, and physicist, each asked to determine the volume of a small red ball. The mathematician measures the diameter, divides it by two to obtain the radius, and then performs a double intergration. The physicist weighs the ball and then weighs it again when immersed in water. Knowing the density of water and the difference in the two weights, calculates the displaced volume of water, which is the volume of the ball. The engineer pulls out a textbook called "The Physical Properties of Small Red Balls" and looks up the volume in a table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost__in__space Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 when out for a walk, what did the papa tomato say when the baby tomato couldn't keep up? "ketchup" ...... yeah i know one more: why can't you tell a joke on ice?? the ice will crack up!! hahahaha ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_2020 Posted March 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor: "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side) "And when I press here" (pressing the other side) "And here" (his leg) "And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms) So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a broken finger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 when out for a walk, what did the papa tomato say when the baby tomato couldn't keep up? "ketchup" NO NO!!! Pulp Fiction style: Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, KETCHUP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost__in__space Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 NO NO!!! Pulp Fiction style: Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, KETCHUP. hehehehe it was only AFTER i posted it that i remembered the Pulp Fiction version!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost__in__space Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 more because i love this thread: Which sub-atomic particle ran for President? The electron bah doom che! .... What do you do with dead Chemistry Students? Barium sorry..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochi1543 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 when out for a walk, what did the papa tomato say when the baby tomato couldn't keep up? "ketchup" ...... yeah i know HEY! That's the one Uma Thurman tells John Travolta in Pulp Fiction! LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochi1543 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 more because i love this thread: Which sub-atomic particle ran for President? The electron bah doom che! .... I don't get it....is it just cause it has the word "elect" in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuantum Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Ya...lost_in_space...that joke is pretty lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 more because i love this thread: Which sub-atomic particle ran for President? The electron bah doom che! .... What do you do with dead Chemistry Students? Barium sorry..... LOL I found it funny!!! ahahahahahaha And I stole it and told it to a couple of my cool nerdy friends barium one was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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