The Law Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 Ugh, you're such a pussy It wasn't funny at all... The punch line wasn't funny or anything, it was a disgrace of a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avenir001 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 law just loves little ones and can't wait to have a dozen of his own...so it's kinda obvious that he can't see the humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avenir001 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 this is a popular one so u may've heard it, but anyway... A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden. The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%. After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 this is a popular one so u may've heard it, but anyway... A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden. The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%. After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep. Oh Dis! nice one avenir. Oh and Law, sorry that the joke I posted was offensive to you man, b/c that was not my intent as I'm sure you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 LOL, that was good! I know that bane! it's alright... i'm not offended!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 He's lying he really is offended. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 Yes, I am. I hate bane now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 ^^ It's official. Law iz a hayta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 ~~ true dat yo~!~ lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 man! yo you two (Law n' unknown) are the biggest goofballs ever! The way I see it, you'll take over this thread and make it like an msn chat--- just going back and forth between the two of youz! whatever, its all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avenir001 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 ya, could moderators plz delete unknown n law's uninformative posts from this thread (jks...just imitating madzy, don't tell her ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 man! yo you two (Law n' unknown) are the biggest goofballs ever! The way I see it, you'll take over this thread and make it like an msn chat--- just going back and forth between the two of youz! whatever, its all good. Law goofball, maybe. Unknown however, no way. ya, could moderators plz delete unknown n law's uninformative posts from this thread Haha. You really have some balls on you. Lol. (jks...just imitating madzy, don't tell her ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 ya, could moderators plz delete unknown n law's uninformative posts from this thread (jks...just imitating madzy, don't tell her ) LOL STOP POSTING IN THE STICKY THREAD!!! where's madzy, haven't seen her IN A LONG TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMmd Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 LOL STOP POSTING IN THE STICKY THREAD!!! where's madzy, haven't seen her IN A LONG TIME! she's busy PMing mods to erase all these posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avenir001 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 law's son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 she's busy PMing mods to erase all these posts... Haha. You guys leave Madz alone. Lol. I hope for all your sakes she doesn't see these posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 lol, that's ****. SHFT. ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 You guys, this thread is about telling jokes. Not about Law and Avenir's long random rants, so please if you don't mind make the contents of ur posts relevent. As I was saying, what do u guys think about Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction?" Lol. What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green? Three skunks fighting over a pickle!!!!! Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_2020 Posted July 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Sick Notes These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district...(spellings have been left intact.) 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out] . 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak. 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14. Please excuse jimmy for being.It was his father's fault. 15. I kept billie home because she had to go christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear. 16. Please excuse jennifer fo! R missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday. 17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral. 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. 19. Ple ase excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. 23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 You guys, this thread is about telling jokes. Not about Law and Avenir's long random rants, so please if you don't mind make the contents of ur posts relevent. Anything lawvenir says is relevant. *BUMP BUMP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 That's not a really funny joke. I dunno, I feel bad for parents who may have been immigrants and therefore don't have a grasp of the language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Anything lawvenir says is relevant. *BUMP BUMP* You mean avenir. I couldn't care less what Law says. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 You mean avenir. I couldn't care less what Law says. Lol. ZING~! ZING~! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown user 7 Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 HAHA. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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