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yikes

 

Wow.:eek:

I would not have been able to do that. Not for a million dollars (never mind Kanye tickets). And then what he said?! Wowzers! Kinda hope he was just throwing something out there to make her feel like crap (ie that's not true either). :S

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Wow.:eek:

I would not have been able to do that. Not for a million dollars (never mind Kanye tickets). And then what he said?! Wowzers! Kinda hope he was just throwing something out there to make her feel like crap (ie that's not true either). :S

 

Yeah it's not even that funny. Just shocking. :eek:

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So I'm really trying to procrastinate studying for my last exam, so here is MATHEMATICAL proof to everyone that study=fail:

 

study=no fail

no study=fail

 

no study + study = fail + no fail

 

(no+1)study=(no+1)fail

 

study(no+1)/(no+1)=fail(no+1)/(no+1)

 

therefore....

 

study=fail

 

:P

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I feel, like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace. To the land of the blueberries. And we ate unions, mushrooms, and sometimes we get... and he flies me around and I hang on to the unicorn. And we float away to the land of the...

 

LOL

 

The best part if when she starts singing "Who's in the houseeee" lmao...

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FAIL OF THE DAY

 

 

I'm sitting here, listening with my headphones and playing various songs and browsing some videos on this thread. My sister (who was sleeping nearby) comes marching in goes ^$&%^%&$!!!

 

 

The headphones weren't plugged in.

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The best part if when she starts singing "Who's in the houseeee" lmao...

 

LOL, let's all go to the land of the blueberries....

 

JC

WHOS IN THE HOUSEEEEE

 

LOL. I can't stop watching this. K must stop.

 

JC! tell me who's in the house? JC! He was born to a virgin named Mary on Christmas day, he bled and he just died on the cross to take sin away, you take him high, you take him low, you take JC wherever you go, now tell me who who who who who tell me who's in the house?

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LOL, let's all go to the land of the blueberries....

 

JC

WHOS IN THE HOUSEEEEE

 

LOL. I can't stop watching this. K must stop.

 

JC! tell me who's in the house? JC! He was born to a virgin named Mary on Christmas day, he bled and he just died on the cross to take sin away, you take him high, you take him low, you take JC wherever you go, now tell me who who who who who tell me who's in the house?

 

"Are you okay?" her friend. "Are YOU okay?" <--- she

 

LMAO... I hope I wasn't that bad when I took out my wisdom teeth. I know I showed my middle finger to a couple of people but I don't think I said anything dumb.

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Why you should always listen and not interrupt:p:

 

Daddy's car in the woods?

 

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

 

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother:

 

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."

 

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

 

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs."

 

Mummy fainted!

 

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

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The oldest, absolutely most oldest joke ever...

 

I wish I was DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

 

Orrr

 

I wish I was your second derivative so I could explore your concavities.

 

reaaaally? I was gonna use that as my pick up line at a bar.:D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k

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