The Law Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 yikes Wow. I would not have been able to do that. Not for a million dollars (never mind Kanye tickets). And then what he said?! Wowzers! Kinda hope he was just throwing something out there to make her feel like crap (ie that's not true either). :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Wow.I would not have been able to do that. Not for a million dollars (never mind Kanye tickets). And then what he said?! Wowzers! Kinda hope he was just throwing something out there to make her feel like crap (ie that's not true either). :S Yeah it's not even that funny. Just shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Yeah it's not even that funny. Just shocking. Nope, it's not. Not at all. But this is:D: Watch this one first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlflHbnVWIA&feature=related Then this one: And then this one is the best (but you gotta watch the other 2 first): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tlIJJAtcgM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 So I'm really trying to procrastinate studying for my last exam, so here is MATHEMATICAL proof to everyone that study=fail: study=no fail no study=fail no study + study = fail + no fail (no+1)study=(no+1)fail study(no+1)/(no+1)=fail(no+1)/(no+1) therefore.... study=fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercegovka Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 yikes OH EM GEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leap87 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 I feel, like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace. To the land of the blueberries. And we ate unions, mushrooms, and sometimes we get... and he flies me around and I hang on to the unicorn. And we float away to the land of the... LOL The best part if when she starts singing "Who's in the houseeee" lmao... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 FAIL OF THE DAY I'm sitting here, listening with my headphones and playing various songs and browsing some videos on this thread. My sister (who was sleeping nearby) comes marching in goes ^$&%^%&$!!! The headphones weren't plugged in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 The best part if when she starts singing "Who's in the houseeee" lmao... LOL, let's all go to the land of the blueberries.... JC WHOS IN THE HOUSEEEEE LOL. I can't stop watching this. K must stop. JC! tell me who's in the house? JC! He was born to a virgin named Mary on Christmas day, he bled and he just died on the cross to take sin away, you take him high, you take him low, you take JC wherever you go, now tell me who who who who who tell me who's in the house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leap87 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 LOL, let's all go to the land of the blueberries.... JC WHOS IN THE HOUSEEEEE LOL. I can't stop watching this. K must stop. JC! tell me who's in the house? JC! He was born to a virgin named Mary on Christmas day, he bled and he just died on the cross to take sin away, you take him high, you take him low, you take JC wherever you go, now tell me who who who who who tell me who's in the house? "Are you okay?" her friend. "Are YOU okay?" <--- she LMAO... I hope I wasn't that bad when I took out my wisdom teeth. I know I showed my middle finger to a couple of people but I don't think I said anything dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Experiments done observing the effects of certain drugs of abuse on spiders and their web structure (as well as "lifestyle"): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmer08 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercegovka Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 So I'm sitting in class right now, and of my classmates smokes and his name is Jim. He smokes. I just showed him the comic. He died hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawalac Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawalac Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I found this one amusing. Don't mind the vulgarity. EDIT- ughh, anyone know how to make this pic bigger? For some reason I lol'd at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 LMAO love it love the earth/mars one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnb88 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Why you should always listen and not interrupt:p: Daddy's car in the woods? Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother: "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..." At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs." Mummy fainted! Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shannn Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOC_Ma Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 The oldest, absolutely most oldest joke ever... I wish I was DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes. Orrr I wish I was your second derivative so I could explore your concavities. reaaaally? I was gonna use that as my pick up line at a bar. j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 lmao . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Law Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markov79 Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 repost, i'm sure, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markov79 Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 What is the joker from batman's real name? Silicon. ha ha ha . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lactic Folly Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Screen capture from our ER patient list today. I think I know what the triage nurse means, but it's still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdDave Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 this guy became a legend EDIT: lol people have too much time on their hands: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWu13Uh2Yw&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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