Friday Funnies ....

[amy68]

So, I handed in my thesis today, so it's almost like a Friday...

This one's a joke my 9 year old nephew told me yesterday.

 

What do you call a fish that's lost an eye?

 

FSH.

 

A ha ha. The fact that I laughed for about 20 min shows how my brain has deteriorated during the writing of my thesis.

[RowaH]

i really liked this one

 

I didn't. . . know why?

 

I was the math teacher!

[bane]

I didn't. . . know why?

 

I was the math teacher!

 

no f-ing way! naw man, youre joking. no way someone would get busted for weapons of math instruction at an airport. come on, would you be measuring the angle to the world trade center with that protractor? sheesh!

[Isosceles]

FSH.

 

A ha ha. The fact that I laughed for about 20 min shows how my brain has deteriorated during the writing of my thesis.

 

Oh dear... mine too!

...it took me a full minute of pondering "How does a 9 year old know what Follicle Stimulating Hormone is?" before I figured it out... yeesh

[Jochi1543]

Oh dear... mine too!

...it took me a full minute of pondering "How does a 9 year old know what Follicle Stimulating Hormone is?"

Why, because he is a pre-pre-pre-med!

[The Law]

okay for another good laugh:

 

http://maps.google.com

 

1. go there, now click "directions"

2. Type in New York to Paris, France

3. Look at step 23 of the directions and laugh

[Dante]

gotta be a real keen math/engineering nerd to get these two:

 

what do you get when you cross an elephant and an emu?

 

Elephant Emu Sin(theta)

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?

 

TRICK QUESTION! the mountain climber is a scalar!

 

now that i've found this place i have an avenue for my Uber nerdy jokes... and yet another excuse to procrastinate...

[lost__in__space]

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors office?

A: Because it was feeling crummy.

 

 

Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

 

 

[dr_2020]

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

 

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

 

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

 

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

 

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

[bane]

okay for another good laugh:

 

http://maps.google.com

 

1. go there, now click "directions"

2. Type in New York to Paris, France

3. Look at step 23 of the directions and laugh

 

this is a really good one Law. Did you stumble across this accidentally?

[vip_138]

gotta be a real keen math/engineering nerd to get these two:

 

what do you get when you cross an elephant and an emu?

 

Elephant Emu Sin(theta)

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?

 

TRICK QUESTION! the mountain climber is a scalar!

 

now that i've found this place i have an avenue for my Uber nerdy jokes... and yet another excuse to procrastinate...

 

wow, i feel like such a nerd for laughing at that

[The Law]

this is a really good one Law. Did you stumble across this accidentally?

 

Surprisingly no! My friend told me about it... wonder how she found that out lol.

[RowaH]

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

 

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

 

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

 

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

 

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

 

I laughed out loud when I read that one!

[kiwi]

okay for another good laugh:

 

http://maps.google.com

 

1. go there, now click "directions"

2. Type in New York to Paris, France

3. Look at step 23 of the directions and laugh

 

You get that if you type in any overseas destination.

[The Law]

You get that if you type in any overseas destination.

 

LOL, not if you type in Baghdad, Iraq

[Jochi1543]

LOL, not if you type in Baghdad, Iraq

Haha, yeah!

 

When I type in Moscow, Russia, it also gives me the "swim" thing.

[dr_2020]

Patient: Doctor Doctor .... I swallowed a bone.

 

Doctor: Are you choking?

 

Patient: No, I really did!

[dr_2020]

The chemical formula for Water

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Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

 

Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!

 

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

 

Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

[dr_2020]

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

 

A. One molar solution.

[The Law]

LOL dr 2020 those are funny

[DeeDoc]

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

 

A. One molar solution.

 

Bahahaha molar....Im getting my wisdom teeth out soon....*shudder*

[kaymcee]

It's not quite Friday yet on the west coast, but this is just too good to wait:

 

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF219-Transfer_Patient.jpg

[The Law]

LOL!

 

You are wrong!!!!!!!!

[dr_2020]

It's not quite Friday yet on the west coast, but this is just too good to wait:

 

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF219-Transfer_Patient.jpg

 

ha ha .... cool!

[Paule]

What's brown and sticky?

 

A stick